Bill woke up. He heard his alarm ringing, and used his magic powers to silence it. he floated out of bed, and to a calendar to see what day it was [insert date here], his and _'s 6th month anniversary.

He knew he would have to make it special. He dressed in his best yellow suit, black bow tie, and top hat, made sure he showered, and then teleported to _'s place

It was pretty early in the morning, because Bill liked to wake up early and get the jump on his enemies. Bill then realised he forgot something. He teleported to a jewelry store and took a nice fat diamond ring. And then he teleported back. He stuffed the ring in an inter-dimensional pocket and started cooking breakfast for _. All he had to do of course was snap his fingers and it was done.

He found a good tray and put all the food onto it. He then levitated the tray into _'s room, and gently shook her to wake her up. "wake up, there's food". _ did not wake up, so he kissed her straight on the lips. _ was immediately awoken by Bill kissing her. "What are you doing in my house?" she asked groggily.

"I swear, sometimes I think you forget I'm a demon..." Bill said. "Anyways, I made you some 6th anniversary breakfast."

"Wait, it's our 6th anniversary?"_asked.

"Yeah, you think I would forget?" Bill answered, massaging _ all over her back. "Now, we have a busy day ahead of us, so eat and get dressed."

_ did not want to waste time, so she ate quickly, without choking. After breakfast, she got dressed. They then headed off to the park. It was a beautiful day, the crisp air was blowing south, the sun partially covered by stray clouds, and the grass never any greener! They chose a spot near some trees, so that way they would have some shade.

"_… I love you.. Will you do me the honour and become my beautiful, sexy wife?"

"YES!"