Disclaimer: I don't own the characters in this fic!!!
.Stuck in the Well.
By: xXxPorNo-GraFFitixXx
One day, Sasuke falls and gets stuck in a well… some random people gets a peek…
Kakashi:
"Hm… why don't you pose nude in that well? That'd be kinky."
Sakura:
"Sasuke-kun…" Sob. "Don't worry alright?" Sniff. "I won't leave you alone…" Sob. "Wait a second- I'm going to jump in there and spend my life rotting in that bloody hell hole with you…"
Ino:
"Damnit! I won't let Sakura in there alone with Sasuke-kun! She' probably molesting him by now! Don't worry Sasuke-kun! I'm going to jump in as well…"
Lee:
"Oh! The power of youth! Is that some kind of training?! Lemme try that as well!" Jumps in.
Neji:
"It's destiny that led you into falling into that well. You're destined to live your miserable life in there and die a miserable death. You can't change that. You're stuck in there forever. It's written in the palm of your hand… this well is made especially for you… see… it's even got your name written on it… blah blah…" Continues on forever.
Gaara:
"I'll bury you with my sand…. And you will die a painful and excruciatingly slow death…" Laugh manically.
Orochimaru:
"I'll take you out of that well if you promise me that 3 years from now you are going to offer me your smexy body!!!" Giggles.
Sadako:
"What the hell are you doing in MY well… I got here first you know. Go somewhere else you punk."
Journalist:
"I'll pay you if you let me cover the story about your life in that well…"
Fangirls:
"Oh! Sasuke-kun's so cool he got himself stuck in that well! Isn't that freakin' awesome! Sasuke-kun's going to be on reality TV!!!" Shriek!!!
Itachi:
Sighs. "Foolish little brother…" Leaves.
Deceased Relatives:
"What the heck are you doing there?! Aren't you supposed to avenge us!"
Authoress:
"You can't get out of that well because I said so… harharhar!!! I'm so evil!!! Why you got yourself stuck in there on the first place is none of their concern!!!"
Naruto:
"Hey, Sasuke-teme! Do you need a hand?"
Sasuke:
Blush. "Hn. Whatever, dobe…" Takes hand.
Owari.
If you're wondering who sadako is... she's from a japanese horror movie. Anyway, i hope you enjoyed.