Author Notes: Just a little series of Accident Prone Bella. This is a thirteen chapter fic. Hope you enjoy it and I hope some of it makes you laugh!

Disclaimer: For the millionth and one time. I don't own Twilight nor it's characters, I just borrow them!

The Many Accidents of Bella Swan
Chapter One
Needles and stitches! Oh My!

Bella Swan had a very few fears. She wasn't afraid of the dark. She wasn't afraid of falling in love with a vampire, and she wasn't afraid of vampire boyfriend's family. She was afraid Charlie might get hurt on the job but of course that was the risk of being a cop. She was afraid of losing Edward who had left her once for her own "good" he claimed. And most importantly, she was afraid of needles. She's had too many stuck inside her arm from the many visits to hospitals.

So when it came to get a flu shot, which Edward wanted her to get, she protested, she screamed, cried, did everything under the sun and moon to get out of it. She even RAN from Carlisle and hid in Alice's closet which caused Carlisle to chuckle. No one went in Alice's closet except for Alice.

Emmett was cracking up. He absolutely loved his favorite human sister. He loved her antics, her clumsiness and now her fear of needles. And no one ever ran from Carlisle.

"Maybe this isn't a good idea, Edward." Carlisle said.

"You know as well as I do that the flu is dangerous." Edward countered back and Carlisle conceded. Of course he knew, he was a doctor. The two fearless vampires trekked up to Alice's room and went to the closet. They didn't hear a heartbeat in there and the door suddenly shut and locked.

"Sorry!" Bella said as she left them in the closet.

"Outwitted by a human." Carlisle said causing them to both chuckle, but they stopped and frowned when there was a crash, thud and thump.

"Ow…" Bella moaned. The scent of blood filled the air and she moaned, her vision becoming unfocused. Her hands and face become clammy and there was another thud.

They broke the door down, promising themselves to replace it soon, and rushed to Bella laying limp on the floor, her head bleeding. Carlisle rushed to work and fixed up his poor clumsy human daughter.

"Carlisle, do you think we should give her the flu shot now? While she's unconscious?" Edward said. Carlisle's face lit up, wondering why he didn't think of that himself. His son chuckled.

Carlisle fixed the needle up and jabbed it in Bella's arm, injecting the medicine. "Victory is ours, Son." He said. The two exchanged small victorious grins before Edward picked Bella up and took her to his room. "She should be fine."

"Of course. She is hardheaded." Carlisle chuckled and remembered all the healed contusions on the x-rays he saw of Bella's head they took after nearly getting crushed by a van. "Well, somewhat hardheaded."

Edward laid Bella on his bed just as she was starting to come around. She blinked open her eyes and glanced at Edward.

"Don't worry Love, it's all over." Her eyes widen and he started to hum her lullaby.

"Stupid, sparkly vampires." she murmured as she drifted back off into dreamland. Edward just laughed.

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End Notes: So Whatcha think? Want more? I know you want more and so you shall get more in a few days since I have chapter 2 already written up!