What if Dawn and Connor met up to decide you had the word life? 137 words.
Just a little random thing I came up with. Don't know about the timing of it – it doesn't really matter all that much.
"Both of my parents are vampires"
"I don't have parents – I was made by monks"
"I was brought up in Quortoth"
"My memories are all false"
"My mum's dead"
"So's mine. And for the record, yours has been dead for over 400 years!"
"My father is a murderer"
"No he isn't, and mine ran off with his secretary"
"I thought you said you had no parents"
"Well, I have conflicting memories!"
"So do I – angelus killed Holz"
"It's Angel. And no, he didn't"
"Either way, I have three dead parents"
"My sister died twice"
"So did my mum"
"My sister went to hell"
"So did my dad, and your sister sent him there"
"She had to; it wasn't her fault. I thought you would be happy that Angel got sent to hell?"
"That's not the point"
"Sure."