Hey all! I decided to make an entire fic out of random one-shots! For all my I'm-bored-and-need-to-do-something-better-with-my-life-than-sit-here-and-eat-ice-cream-with-my-Ed-blankey-while-watching-reruns-of-friends needs! Enjoy the random.
Disclaimer: For the… what is it now… 13th time, I do not and never will own FMA.
Instant Messaging with the Fullmetal Alchemist cast!
Screen names:
NotaShrimp: Ed
KittiesAreFluffy: Al
AutomailOtaku: Winry
TinyMiniskirts: Roy
RizaHawkeye: Riza, of course.
PaulmTrea: Envy
NotaShrimp has signed on.
KittiesAreFluffly has signed on.
NotaShrimp: yo Al
KittiesAreFluffy: brother, don't try to be gangster.
AutomailOtaku as signed on.
AutomailOtaku: hi Al, hi Ed
KittiesAreFluffy: hi Winry!
NotaShrimp: oh crap!
AutomailOtaku: EXCUSE me?
NotaShrimp: wait a second, you can't hit me with a wrench! HA!
AutomailOtaku: yes but I can make sure to count up all the times I'll have to hit you next time you come for repairs. and by the way, that's 1.
NotaShrimp: damn you, machine freak.
AutomailOtaku: 2
NotaShrimp: shutting up
TinyMiniskirts has signed on.
RizaHawkeye has signed on.
TinyMiniskirts: hey everyone!
RizaHawkeye: Hello.
NotaShrimp: oh crap, again
TinyMiniskirts: ed why do you have the word 'not' in your screen name?
NotaShrimp: I'M NOT A SHRIMP!
TinyMiniskirts: sure. Riza, why is your screen name so boring?
RizaHawkeye: It's my name, Colonel.
TinyMiniskirts: exactly! You should make it something cool like add x's and numbers to it and spell it all weird like 0xReezaHawkIx0
RizaHawkeye has signed off.
RizaHawkeye1 has signed on.
RizaHawkeye1: Are you happy now, sir?
TinyMiniskirts: yes. yes I am
PaulmTrea has signed on.
PaulmTrea: Buenos ding dong diddly dias seniors and seniora!
NotaShrimp: Envy, you can't speak spanish. give it up.
PaulmTrea: how'd you know it was me?
NotaShrimp: it's kind of obvious.
KittiesAreFluffy: you spelled palm tree wrong
PaulmTrea: that's what makes my screen name spiffy!
TinyMiniskirts: I told you, Riza. TADERS!
NotaShrimp: Roy are you drunk?
TinyMiniskirts: So I'm playing dice in the alley, and officer Leroy comes up and he's like "Hey I thought I told you…" and I'm like YEAH, WHATEVER!
RizaHawkeye1: Yes, he's drunk.
PaulmTrea: So am I!
AutomailOtaku: you are?
PaulmTrea: no, not really. I just wanted to be popular.
NotaShrimp: ya'll are so wack!
TinyMiniskirts: wiggity-wack?
NotaShrimp: nope, just regular type.
KittiesAreFluffy: brother what did I tell you about being gangster?
PaulmTrea: you know what guys? I have sooo much gyle!
RizaHawkeye1: Gyle?
PaulmTree: Guy style!
AutomailOtaku: I have gyle too!
KittiesAreFluffy: but it's guy style. and you're a girl… right?
AutomailOtaku: well I am now
NotaShrimp: WHAT?
AutomailOtaku: I mean… I gotta go…
AutomailOtaku has signed off.
TinyMiniskirts: -weirded out-
PaulmTrea: well everyone, I must go tend to Winston III, and it's 9 in the morning and I'm not drunk yet.
NotaShrimp: whose Winston III
PaulmTrea: my palm tree, or in the cool language, my paulm trea.
KittiesAreFluffy: why is it III?
PaulmTrea: … I don't like to talk about it…
PaulmTrea has signed off.
TinyMiniskirts: math is a really cool thing! so get off your ass, let's do some math! math, math, math, math, math, math!
NotaShrimp: yes, roy is DEFININTELY drunk.
TinyMiniskirts: WHEN THE FUCK DID WE GET ICE CREAM?
RizaHawkeye1: Nobody has said anything about ice cream, sir.
NotaShrimp: Riiiggghhhttt…
RizaHawkeye1: The Colonel and I have to go, he has paper work to do and I have to baby-sit him.
TinyMiniskirts: don't you mean supervise?
RizaHawkeye1: No.
RizaHawkeye1 has signed off.
TinyMiniskirts has signed off.
NotaShrimp: I'm gonna go eat some pie.
KittiesAreFluffy: why?
NotaShrimp: because I enjoy pie.
KittiesAreFluffy: can I join you by tossing the pie into my armor?
NotaShrimp: ok, but I'm not cleaning you out this time
In my opinion it sucked terribly. But that's ok.