The short haired wanna be lesbian was at the bowling alley.
She was there with her Shrek cult.
She was the leader of the cult and jerked off to Shrek on a regular basis.
She walked up to the counter and said "can you play the Shrek soundtrack?"
The worker replied "lol fuck Shrek"
I spat on him and called him a hoochie mama.
Suddenly the ground began to shake and the smell of onions emerged from the lane.
Shrek appeared.
Alex got really wet.
Shrek began to strut over to the worker.
The worker looked intensely into Shrek's eyes as they both began to undo their pants.
Alex sat in awe as the fighting of the cocks began.
Shrek rolled out his large eshrekt cock and turkey slapped the worker.
The worker screamed with pleasure.
"That's enough of yer jokes" Shrek said.
He turned the worker over and began to insert his leaking friend into the workers back door.
Shrek's vacuum cock began to suck up the silly worker.
Shrek looked over at Alex and winked.
She began to swim in her wet panties.
Shrek approached Alex and said "I got te get te donkey now but we will have some shrex tonight"
Alex fell to the ground and latched on to Shrek's dick as he began to drag her out the door.
"Don't leave me" she cried.
"I'll come for yer clit later" Shrek said.
He entered his onion carriage and rode off into the distance.
Alex fell to the ground and croaked out
"Shrek is love, Shrek is life"