Jack vs Bunny: Frost's revenge!
Chapter 1
Cook off!
Summery: Winter is a tough and unforgiving season with little mercy. Sure it starts out with a few innocent snowflakes... But it snowballs out of control pretty quickly and the smart know when to take shelter. Unfortunately sometimes smart people get fooled by the innocent act. This story is a continuation to my other story Jack Vs. Bunny: Let the games begin! And I highly recommend you read that story first. However, I am aware that some of you are rebels and will read this story first anyways. To whom I say, All the power to you, you little anarchist. Haha. But seriously, READ IT! *Super serious face! * lol Jk! :)
Disclaimer: In Sugars review she gave me the rights to Jack Frost! So Yes I do own- Wait Whats this?! It says Jack Froost! Who's HE!? *Crys *
So no I do not own Jack Frost or ROTG. DAMN YOU SUGAR! ;)
Thanks to Batgirl13 For giving me the idea. Hugs!
A few days later after Jack finally cooled down after the whole drag incident he demanded a rematch.
"I want to do another competition!" Jack said suddenly as he stormed into the warren. Bunny who was tending to his flowers laid down his watering can and stared at the other, somewhat surprised by the sudden entrance.
"Looking for another excuse to play dress up Jackie?" Bunny asked.
"I was thinking of a different kind of forfeit." Jack responded leaning against a tree and staring darkly at the other. He was not bothered by the dress up comment. At least that's what he told to himself. Bunny's eyebrow went up a quarter of an inch, intrigued.
"Oh yea? What do you have in mind?" Jack smirked.
"Simple, the loser has to do a dare the other suggests." Jacks smirk grew. "Any dare. No if's, and's, or but's." Jacks smile took on a feral gleam that any animal would recognize as a challenge. Of course our Pooka noticed.
"I see you already got something in mind there. Care to share?" Bunny tried hard to pretend he wasn't bothered by the threat Jack's smile promised and he checked his nails as if he really didn't care what the answer was. Jack wasn't fooled.
"That's for me to know and you to find out." Was his only response.
"Fine, What game do you want to play?" Bunny asked only slightly unnerved. Jack just shook his head.
"I never said game. I said a competition. Specificity a cooking competition. Judged by the others. Tooth, North, and Sandy already agreed." Bunny's face dropped a bit in shock and his head snapped away from his nails to Jacks face quickly.
"A cooking competition?" Bunny asked. "You can cook?" Jack shrugged.
"Maybe I can, Maybe I can't." Was his cryptic response. Bunny chuckled. He doubted the Jack Frost could cook anything. I mean how can a spirit of winter cook anything. This would be like taking candy from a baby. Not that he would ever do that.
"Heh, sure Frost. You wanna have a cooking contest, we will have a cooking contest." Bunny smiled. Now he just needed to think of a good dare for Jack to have to do. A couple ideas came to mind quickly and made his smile grow at the thought of it. Oh, he would enjoy this.
"Good. Tomorrow night. At the North Pole. North said he will have the Yeti's supply the ingredients we'll need." Jack turned to leave. "See you tomorrow."
"Yeah mate." Bunny waved him off. Jack quickly vanished down the tunnel leading out of the warren. "Now to go track down my recipe book." Bunny mumbled to himself as he walked into his den.
**********THE NEXT DAY***********
"Okay, On your marks, get set, GO!" Tooth yelled as she waved a flag between Jack and Bunny as the two stood in a runners crouch ready to head into the kitchen. "And remember you have one hour to prepare and serve your dish!" She shouted as the two dashed past her and the sounds of banging pots and the crash of pans commenced. It was agreed that the battling pair of guardians would both make their own dessert and the winner would be determined over who got the highest scores from the three judges.
"Oi! Watch where your going mate!" Bunny said as he tried his best to regain his balance carrying a rather giant bag of sugar. Jack barely seemed to notice he had almost sent the other guardian to the floor as he zipped about the room grabbing first chocolate bars then a large bag of sprinkles. His movements were a blur as he flew from one table to the next grabbing this and that and subtly zipping around Bunny's feet causing the other to trip and stumble.
Tooth, Sandy, and North each sat at a chair in the corner of the room and out of the way as they watched the two guardians cook.
"Look at how focused Jack is!" Tooth said as she watched Jack painstakingly measure out the amount of chocolate he would need for his dish. "Awh! His face all scrunched up in concentration is so cute!" She gushed.
"Yes, Even look at Bunny! I never seen the old man so worked up over something other then Easter" North's eyes widened as they fallowed Asters careful movement as he sifted the flower, baking powder, and salt together then set it aside to grease and flower a pan.
Sandy nodded in agreement then made an image of several desserts then a question mark.
"Yea, I wonder what they are both planning on making too." Tooth responded to Sandy's unasked question.
"I usually leave baking to Yeti's so I cannot guess at what these two are making." North watched as Jack suddenly zipped into the pantry and returned with a large bundle of banana's. He quickly began to tear off the peels and threw them over his shoulder. No one noticed that they landed behind a certain rabbit. Once the banana's were peeled Jack began to cut them in half and put little sticks through them all. In a sudden flash of light the banana's were all frozen and set aside.
Meanwhile, Bunny was busy whipping together vanilla, sugar, and butter until it was a nice fluffy texture then he turned to his recipe book to check on what the next ingredient was. Suddenly the was a gasp.
"Crickey! How on earth could I forget that was an ingredient!" Bunny exclaimed. Curious, Tooth fluttered over to see what was wrong with her friend. Looking over his shoulder she seen what had the other so bothered.
"' Add the eggs one at a time, beating well with each addition.' Oh Bunny it's just a few egg's, they aren't even your eggs." She sighed. If Bunny's fur didn't cover his face then she would have seen the colour drain from it.
"They might not be my Googies but they look so similar... How can I break them?" He asked in shock.
"Aster, they are just eggs." Tooth tried to console him and patted his shoulder. He pulled back from her touch.
"What if they looked like your mini-tooth's? Could you still break them open?" Bunny shot back as he bundled the eggs into his arms and nuzzled them.
"Are you calling a forfeit then?" Jack asked smugly as he placed his measured chocolate and oil into the microwave to heat up. His smirk showed that he figured that the other would react this way and was counting on Bunny choosing a recipe that included eggs. Bunny's eyes widened as he read this on the others face.
"You were hoping this would happen!" Jack shook his head and tsked at him.
"Now Bunny, How could Jack know you would pick a dessert with eggs in it." Tooth responded. Bunny kept his eyes on Jack and saw him wink when Tooth had her back to him. THE BLOODY SHOW PONY PLANNED ON THIS! He looked down at the eggs in his arms and felt dread pool in his stomach. He would NOT let this play out as Jack planned. There was only one thing he could do. He started breathing labourly as he walked over to his work station then closing his eyes and sending a silent apology to the egg he cracked one against the bowl wincing horribly when the egg cracked and the gooey yolk and egg whites plopped into the bowl. Feeling slightly faint but covering it up the best he could he turned to the now shocked Jack and Tooth.
"Take your best shot mate. I ain't losing this one!" Bunny challenged.
"Um, wow Bunny that was... uh... pretty dramatic." Tooth struggled to regain her composure. "Uh... 30 minutes left!" She said and buzzed back to her seat.
"Glad to see your taking this serious." Jack said as he returned to his work and took the chocolate out of the microwave wearing 3 pairs of oven mitts to both keep him from cooling off the melted chocolate and keep the melted chocolate from burning him.
"Course I am." Was Bunny's gruff response as he finished mixing up the batter and poured it into his pans. Once he had the pan filled he put it in the oven and set the timer. "I plan to win this."
Jack dipped his frozen bananas into the melted chocolate being sure to give it an even coat before dipping it in the nearby bowl of sprinkles. In Jack's peripheral vision he watched as Bunny stacked his dirty dishes into his arms and made his way to the sink. His heavy burden blocked his vision so he couldn't see his feet. Jack smiled to himself and counted. Three, two, one.
CRASH!
Bunny's foot came into contact with one of his discarded banana peels and sent him flying into the observing guardians. Only Sandy saw what was coming but Tooth and North did not notice the flashing warning sign above his head as he dived for cover.
While Tooth and North helped Bunny up, Jack zipped over to the oven and wincing to himself he opened the oven door and dropped his handful of ground hot pepper powder into the batter. His arm burned from the heat and he quickly withdrew his arm and flew back to his work. He pushed his sweater down over his arm. No pain no gain I guess. He smiled to himself as he put his dessert in the freezer.
*******25 mins later!******
"Time's up!" Tooth called after the hour glass on the table finally emptied. Both Jack and a slightly bruised Bunny put their desserts in front of the judges.
"Jack since you won the coin toss we will judge your dish first." North said.
"Sure. I've made frozen banana's dipped in chocolate." He placed the plate of frozen banana's in front of each judge and they were amused to find that each one was personalized. North's had red and green sprinkles stuck here and there and a large candy star stuck on the top making it look like a Christmas tree. Sandy's was covered in sparkling golden sprinkles and had many candy letter Z's around it making it appear to be sleeping. Tooth's Had been dipped in chocolate and left alone except for a few carefully moulded teeth made from sprinkles placed artistically around it.
"Wow! Jack these look amazing! But, oh all this sugar!" She sighed.
"Tooth. We talked of this." North warned.
"I know! I know. Just, please brush very, VERY well after!" She pleaded. Once North and Sandy nodded she took a bite. "Oh! Oh Jack! This is so good!" She praised as she took a second bite.
"Rimsky-korsakov! These are better then the yeti's cookies!" North agreed.
Sandy bit into his and suddenly his eyes widened in appreciation and a large thumbs up appeared over his head.
Bunny was shocked, The Frostbite could cook? Curious he took a bite of one of the plainer left over banana's. "Whatta yah know kid. These are pretty good. No where near so good as my dessert but still pretty good."
"Guess we'll have to wait and see." Jack responded smugly.
North finished his and wiped his mouth. "Very good Jack! Now is Bunny's turn."
"Fasten your taste buds! If you think those were good wait til you try my Lamington bars. They are an Aussie speciality!" Bunny said with pride as he placed a bar in front of each guardian.
"Ohh! I've heard of these!" Tooth said as she looked at the coconut covered bar. "I always wondered what they tasted like!" Excited Tooth popped the whole bar into her mouth and chewed. "Yum..." She said between chews. Bunny puffed up feeling he had this in the bag."This is so- GAK!" Suddenly her checks puffed up and her face turned red. Frantically Tooth ran to the sink and spit out the bar and began choking. "WATER!" Then began to drink from the tap. Bunny was shocked and speechless by this display.
North raised an eyebrow and carefully took a bite. "Is not bad what is fuss abou-!" North spat his out as well and began to drink the glass of milk he had greedily.
Sandy who had taken a bite when Tooth had jumped around with an image of a fire above his head as he chased an elf for a glass of eggnog.
Bunny stood flabbergasted in the chaos. "What's wrong? Those are a classic Australian dish! I don't understand!" Tooth finished drinking the water and looked slightly concerned.
"I'm sorry Bunny that was horrible. My vote goes to Jack." She looked over at the pleased winter sprite. "Jack do you have more of those frozen banana's that you made? I need to cool my mouth off."
"Of course." Jack said as he fetched another for her, North and Sandy.
"I agree with Tooth. My vote is for Jack too." North gasped as he bit down on his snack to cool his burning mouth.
Sandy nodded and made a snowflake with fireworks as he ate. The message was clear. Jack wins.
"Hear that Bunny?" Jack grinned widely. "I win. You know what that means." Jack cackled. "FORFEIT TIME!"
****** LATER! ******
"DAMN YOU FROST!" Bunny yelled as he ran as fast as he could with Jamie's dog hot on his heels.
"I told you to try not to wake her!" Jack laughed from his perch on a tree top as he held onto Jamie who also was laughing at the sight below.
For those who are wondering Jacks dare was for Bunny to steal one of Jamie's dog's (Abby) toys from her while she napped out in the yard. He never said he wouldn't be watching... With a blow-horn. *Evil smirk. *
Also, no this is not Jacks complete revenge for the Drag incident. He has plans in mind don't you worry!
So guys this chapter which used to be in my other story has been moved to this story instead as it will have more to do with Jacks overall plan to get revenge on Bunny. Now as such I have posted my answers to reviews of Chapter 5 of Jack Vs. Bunny: Let the games begin! Here.
Qwerty124 : HAHA Oh yes he did indeed JUST SAY THAT! HAHA
nightmre13 : Trust me I intend to continue this story. It's too fun to stop writing! :) Also I'm glad your dog didn't hurt you to badly. :P
TheGodlessAngelOfDarkness : Maybe that was his plan ;) Or not! :P Guess you'll never know. Drat those evil, evil heels. Now you will forever be guessing! MUHAHA! I literally have no control over this story. I just see it playing out in my head and can only sit back and type what I see. Thank you for your compliment! I'm so glad you are enjoying this story!
RizReviewer : MUHAHA May Jack in drag haunt you forever! Evil music*
ieatlorriesforbreakfast : I'm glad you enjoyed this. And I hope it make school a little more fun! Also don't feel bad. I think people think I'm crazy on a daily basis. I just roll with it at this point.
thunder angel13 : Glad to provide you with your cross dress Jack mental image. Now enjoy it you sicko! HAHA jking! :)
SugarSweetObsessed : NO! Don't be mad at me sugar! I'm sorry it just happened! Haha. I hope Pitch didn't torture you too badly! Wow. I'm 9 years older then you... My gosh I'm old! . Oh NOES!
Skies of Wind : I will keep your idea in mind and see if I can work it in anywhere. :)
The Blue Snow Bunny : I hope you followed I wouldn't want you missing out on all the craziness! :) OH LOOK YOU AGAIN! Lol Soo glad you found this funny. Haha In all honestly as I wrote that part I burst into hysteric's as I typed so I'm glad it still came up well.
Silverheartlugia2000 : In a future chapter I will try my best to meet your igloo needs! *Salutes. I Hope you enjoy this story! :)
Thanks to everyone for reviewing and I am sorry for the long A/N!
P.S: Did anyone else feel bad for Bunny when he had to break the egg? Also Jack's face all scrunched up from concentration is the cutest! Eek!