Meep. I decided to make a adventurous/silly Doctor Who and Portal crossover. I just had to.

Oh right, this is sort of like, well, Chell and Wheatley were still in Aperture at the moment in the story too, heh. Oh yeah, and its 2011 in the story since thats when Portal came out.

Alright that's it. NOW READ IT AND REVIEW IT MOTHASQUIDDA'S. Nah, I'm just kidding, I hope you enjoy the story :)

The Doctor boredly sat in the captain's chair, staring at the TARDIS controls. A few minutes past and he was still sitting there. He got up and looked around, ran his left hand through his hair then sat back down with a sigh.

The TARDIS shook suddenly. "Wh- AH!" the Doctor fell down. He got up and pulled a leaver on the TARDIS controls, along with some buttons. After 10 minutes of trying to stabilize the TARDIS, it landed with a ''CRASH!"

".. Like an eagle," GLaDOS said to Chell as she watched her exit the chamber. "Piloting a blimp." GLaDOS added. Chell walked into the elevator to the next Test Chamber and sighed.

When she exited the elevator and entered the test, something big had crashed on the other side of the test. Chell walked over to the crash sight with curiosity.

There was a blue box. "Well- What the hell is that?" GLaDOS' voice made Chell jump. Chell shrugged, thinking GLaDOS could see her.

The doors on the blue box swung open and a man flailed out. "AH! Ah, where, where am I?" the man said getting up quickly. "Aperture Testing Facility.." GLaDOS answered, a hint of curiosity in her voice. "And where is that?" the man asked again. "Ohio. America. Earth. 1,000 plus miles underground. Takes up half of Ohio," GLaDOS said flatly. "Who are you?" the man asked.

"The real question is: who are you?" GLaDOS responded, still sounding bored. "I'm the Doctor." the man said looking around. Chell watched the Doctor look around the Test Chamber, pulling out some sort of metal stick and pointing it at everything. Chell walked over to the Doctor and then turned around and walked to the camera in the corner of the Test Chamber. She shot a Portal at it and another Portal over near the Doctor.

The Doctor jumped as the camera fell near him. Chell smiled, not laughing. The Doctor soniced the camera quickly then glanced over at Chell, then the Portal. "Whats that?" he asked. Chell, nor GLaDOS answered.

Chell stuck her hand in the blue Portal and it came out in the orange Portal, near the Doctor. "Oh?" the Doctor quickly soniced the Portal for alien tech. No alien tech? MADE MY HUMANS? WHAT?! the Doctor was confused. "What year is it..?" the Doctor asked. "2011." GLaDOS responded.

"Hm. So how does whole Test Facility work?" the Doctor walks around the chamber. He looked at a button and lifted his hand to press it. A weighted storage cube fell from the ceiling of the Test Chamber. "Founded in 1947 by Cave Johnson." GLaDOS said, ultra flat. "Wow.. and when did this place get all techy?" the Doctor stared around. "1970's," GLaDOS responded. "That's when the Aperture Handheld Portal Device was made, and if you look at the little mute lunatic over there, you can tell she has a Portal Gun." GLadOS hung up. The Doctor walked over to Chell. Chell waved. The Doctor waved back. "So your mute, right?" the Doctor asked. Chell nodded. "Hm. Born with that condition?" the Doctor asked taking the Portal Gun and scanning it over. Chell shrugged.

A few Test Chambers later..

The Doctor and Chell had entered a rather simple test. Chell shot a Portal up near the Light Bridge and a Portal near herself. She entered the Portal and pressed a button, she walked forward to redeem the cube. Suddenly, the Light Bridge turned off and the Chamber went black.

"What's going on? Who turned off the lights?" GLaDOS sounded surprised.

"Ay, buddy, I'm speakin' in an accent that is beyond her range of hearin'," a Brittish voice said as a tiny little core with a blue optic said as he observed Chell and the Doctor."I know I'm early, but we have-" he got cut off. "Look, metal ball, I can hear you." GLaDOS said.

"Run! I don't need to do the voice! RUN!" the Brittish metal sphere turned around and the panels of the test flipped open. "RUN!" he screamed.

"C'mon c'mon!"

Chell and the Doctor ran to the metal sphere and followed him through the facility.

AAAAIII. I know, nobody's gonna like this. But hey, at least I can do this if I feel like it! If I get 3 reviews in 2 days, I'll make this a series.

Okie, thankies, bai :D