The insane tales of mlp
chapter 1
well people, this may not seem like the regular stuff I work on, but even I have to work on at least one fic that is beyond crazy. And describes this fic perfectly. So sit back, relax, and try not to eat while reading as it may be too crazy. Enjoy.
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Shining Armor let out a sigh of content as he walked through the halls of the castle of the crystal empire. He had just returned from training the latest recruits and boy did they need help. They looked like the bunch one would pick last in a game of dodgeball.
One of them wouldn't pay attention and kept looking at the birds, one kept snoozing where he stood, another one looked like he was about ready to jump out of his armor at the slightest movement, and the other one looked like he was checking out Shining's ass. Which is why he is glad to be home.
He soon stood at the bedroom of him and his wife, Princess Cadence, and pushed the door open and saw movement under the covers of their bed. "Cadence? I'm home."
The sheet rustled some more before a figure's head popped up. Shining stood back in shock at seeing Queen Chrysalis in his bed. "What are you doing here?!" exclaimed Shining pointing his hoof at the changeling.
"Enjoying time with my lover." replied the queen as the head of his wife ended up popping out of the covers next.
"Cadence?! You're cheating on me with Queen Chrysalis?" exclaimed Shining Armor in shock.
"What made you say that?" asked Cadence as the sheets began to ruffle again and out popped Spike, the number one assistant to his sister who was smoking a cigarette. "Sup."
"Spike? You're having an affair with my wife? Who else is in on this?" asked Shining who didn't think it could get any worst.
"Spike, I got the handcuffs." replied a familiar female voice who turned out to be his sister, Twilight Sparkle walking out of the bathroom with several pairs of handcuffs held with her magic.
"Twilight? You're having foursome with my wife, a changeling, and a baby dragon?" asked Shining in exhaustion.
"I don't know if you knew this, but he's far from small where it counts." replied Queen Chrysalis whose statement caused Shining to do the only logical thing, which was fainting right on the spot.
All of them were surprised but shrugged there shoulders. Spike held Cadence and Chrysalis close together and kissed them both on the cheek. Both blushed while Twilight pouted. Spike smiled and gestured for her to come over and gave her a kiss that made her swoon.
All three females of royalty cuddled up to Spike as the camera began to darken before Spike held open a small hole big enough for him. "Remember this kids. When it comes to shipping, they always include me." Spike winked at the audiences before returning to the bed and the sounds of the four could be heard as the scene ended.
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(omake)
Far away in Canterlot is where we find the two rulers of equestria, Princess Celestia and Luna as they watched what was happening through a crystal ball used to view from a far away.
"Tia, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Luna to her sister.
"That we should invite Spike over for some 'fun'?" asked Celestia.
"That, and to pay him a visit in his dreams." replied Luna with a smile.
"It is only fitting. After all, we as his mother and aunt need to make sure he is working hard to satisfy them." replied Celestia with a grin.
"It doesn't hurt if we make sure he knows over and over of course." replied Luna with the same grin.
In the crystal empire, Spike could tell he was gonna get even luckier than he already was.
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well people, I hope this was funny for a first chapter. I did this because if they're is one thing all bronies can agree on, is that Spike is pretty much paired with every female in the series. Don't believe me, go look for yourselves. And remember, this has no plot. Just crazy moments that won't always be about Spike. Anyways, enjoy.