Intercom: Naruto is here for you guys

" oh send him in" spoke andy who was working on some beats for their new track. Naruto walked in greeting the young boys "Hey guys,sorry im late was watching the shinobi history channel. Did you see those things!"

the group nodded and agreed as to please their hopeful featured guest artist. "well I looked over the tracked and I loved it. And wrote you this big sexy hook that i think you're gonna love" Adam looked excited and spoke "nice do you just wanna lay it down now?"

"...boys...lets do it do it do it do it"

Andy Samberg:
Here we go.
Lonely Island.
Naruto. (Naruto:Yeaaah...)
The night starts now.
Together on the track.
The boys are back.
The night starts now.
Night starts now, baby roll with us. Chicks snappin' at the neck when we rollin' up. (Naruto : rollin' up)
Cold flat doors ain't no holdin' up. Black card hit the bar like I gives a fuck.

Jorma Taccone:
Flash in the eye when we walk into the set. Fuck the fellas looking jealous, pay the back and get wet.
Three pound at my waist, shank in my sock. You either get cut, get stuffed or get shot

Naruto:
This is the tale of Yondaime Hokage, a shinobi so brave, feared through out the world, (Samberg: What?)

A battle royal against the Kyubi no Yoko, sacrificed his life, and his own liiiiife

Akiva Schaffer:
Yeah, that was kinda weird but we back in the club. Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love.(Naruto: Namikaze)
Motherfuckin' iceman, I'm the top gunner. Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner.(Naruto: Minato)

Samberg:
Watch your girl, cause I ain't your Mr. nice guy. More like the meet ya, take ya home and fuck ya twice guy.(Naruto: Yeah, yeah)
All dressed up with nowhere to run. I know I'll make ya feel crazy with the horn.(Naruto: Now back to the good part...)

Naruto :
From the day he was born,(Samberg: Ugh) he was destined for greatness.(Samberg: No) with the saninin's teachings,(Taccone: Yeah) givin' them what for,
He's child of destiny, the feared yellow flash. And that old fox didnt see it coming?(Schaffer: Yeah, we've read the books)

Samberg:
Put your hands in the air and say hell yeah, C'mon.

Bolton:
Minato,(Samberg: What?) Namikaze.(Samberg:No.)

Taccone:
From the front to the back, say we count stacks, C'mon.

Michael:
Kushina (Taccone: Nope), Uzumaki (Taccone:Wrong).

Schaffer:
Naruto, we're really gonna need you to focus up.

Naruto:
Roger that, lemme try it with another ninja.(Samberg: Wait)
Life is an open book and, you can call me kakashi(Samberg: Not better)
Though I may be the sharpest tool sharpest tool in the shed, I am very lazy .(Schaffer: Come on!)
Okay then I'm a medical Babe, and Tsunade is my name,(Taccone: Oh god)
Then you can call me Jiraiya, pervyness be thy game.(Samberg: Close enough.)
don't bother me kid im trying to do research now come to me TOADS!
This is the tale, of the sannin Jiraiya,(This is the tale)
Toads on the call,with his long white mane (Samberg: Take it home)
Got a espionage life, and best selling books,
This whole worlds a pussy, just waiting to get fucked.(Just waitin' to get fucked.)

Samberg:
Okay, turns out Naruto is a major shinobiphile.

Naruto:
You complete me.

Samberg:
Yeah, yeah, okay.