Hey, well this little one-shot was supposed to be with a 30 OTP Challenge, but I decided to instead do that challenge a different way, so you'll probably see it in the summer. Now this is a cute little story that I wrote weeks ago but never published. But Saved chapter 4 will be posted soon, I'm starting on it tonight. Hope you guys enjoy it!
-Marty
Persephone: I glance down at the paper Hecate gave me and pondered over the question; what makes up your relationship with Hades? In recipe form, please. I licked my dry lips for the hundredth time, what does make up our marriage?
After I read it twenty more times, I finally figure out my answer. I went over to my husband's desk and pulled out a fountain pen and paper. I drew out the dark oak chair with velvet cushion and positioned myself down on the chair. Then I opened the ink bottle and took a hold of the pen, beginning my list…
Hades and Persephone's Relationship Recipe
2 cups of Loyalty
2 ½ cups of Honesty
1 cup of Kindness
A bucket load of Love
1 teaspoon of Hugs
1 tablespoon of Kisses
1 1/3 cups of Trust
¾ cup of Generosity
A pinch of Arguments
1 ½ cups of Humor
3 cups of Listening
1 ½ teaspoons of Secrets
A dash of Sex
I examine my work and smiled with pleasure. "Perfect," I purr to myself. I grab an envelope and slip the paper in. Then I took some red wax, and melted it to create my seal, but before giving it to a servant, I wrote Hecate's name in lengthy cursive letters.
Hades: What makes up your relationship with Persephone? In recipe form, please. I rolled my eyes and opened the drawer to my desk. I slid my hand in and searched for that smooth feeling of paper beneath my fingertips. Once I found a sheet, I began to make my list….
Hades and Persephone's Relationship Recipe
A crap load of sex
A lot of making out
Tons of 'hugs'
2 ¾ cups of Humor
4 ½ cups of Generosity
1 1/3 cups of Trust
1 ½ teaspoon of Secrets
2 ¼ cups of Loyalty
Ongoing Love
A dash of Disagreements
1 cup of Kindness
3 cups of Honesty
Crap load more of Sex
As I was sealing the envelope of the easiest letter I had ever written, I began to have a feeling that I might have left something out, but whatever it was, it probably wasn't that important.
Hecate: A dash of sex or a crap load of sex; well I know Seph is definitely lying because ever since she's came here, she has lost that goofy look of innocence in her eyes.
"But let's see about the rest," I replied to myself. "Some calculations off but they have everything the same except Hades forgot listening. Hmm, what a shocker."
After reading the recipes, I gather all the remedies I needed to create what I hoped would be the first love potion ever. I start boiling the water in the ash cauldron, while throwing in all the ingredients.
"Now for the final step," I cooed. I picked up the letters and threw them in, right as they touched the water they burned into flames and the water glowed red. I grabbed the vile and dipped it into the bright red water.
When I pulled it out, I knew that inside this vile contained the first real love of a God and Goddess. With the knowledge I held, I called upon my servant to send a message.
"You called my Grace," politely asked Raphael.
"I need you to go to Eros and tell him I found what he's looking for, and give him this," I replied while handing over the bottle.
"Yes my Grace," he answered while bowing in respect.
Before he left I called out his name. "Is there something else my Grace?"
A sly smile danced across my face, "I just wanted to demand that you come back quickly, since you have a bad case of a clean mouth, and I need to make it just a hint dirty," I seductively chirped.
Raphael's face burned and his smile grew. "Why of course my Grace. I will gladly let you teach me the ropes of proper speech."
I let out a grunt of amusement, today was a perfect day; I created love and I will soon be making love.
Well that's my little short one-shot, hope you enjoyed! Please like, comment, and look at my other stories for your enjoyment!
-Love Marty :)