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Bp r e t t y . a p r o n s . f o r . p r e t t y . w e i ß . b o y s/B

Weiß Meets the Music

Put to IJellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats/I from Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical, Cats.

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BAya: /B Are you hit by a car, when you walk down the street?

(Isuddenly remembers she's meant to be in a coma, and falls unconscious/I)

BYoji: /B Do you smoke cigarettes -

BKen: /B or train a kid's soccer team?

BSchu: /B (Ilooking at Farf/I) Do you lick your knives, and get hung from your feet?

BOmi: /B Were you raped as a kid and have a strange family tree?

BWeiß: /B Because… -

BWeiß & Schwarz: /B Kitty boys are and kitty boys do

Kitty boys do and kitty boys would

Kitty boys would and kitty boys can

Kitty boys can and kitty boys do

BWeiß: /BWhen you go into fight, do you wear the same thing?

BYoji: /B (Ielbows Ran/I) Do ya freak when you peek at a rose that ain't neat?

BFarf: /BCan ya find your blind when ya left eyes missin'?

BRan: /BDo you get pissed that your sister's asleep…?

BWeiß: /B Because…

BWeiß & Schwarz: /BKitty boys can and kitty boys do

Kitty boys do and kitty boys can

Kitty boys can and kitty boys do

Kitty boys do and kitty boys can

Kitty boys can and kitty boys do

BNagi: /BCan you ride in a chopper to places far distant?

BSchu: /BFamiliar with glasses, bandana and stick?

BFarf: /BWere you Nagi Naoe's friend? Bradley Crawford's assistant?

BBrad: /BYou ever wanted to get a hold of Schu's -

I.: Ken covers Omi's ears :. /I

BBirman: /BAre you mean, like Reiji?

BManx: /BAre you lean, like Yoji?

BRuth: /BAre you keen to be seen when you make yourself bleed?

BSakura: /B Where you there when Weiß first hated Takatori?

BPersia: /BIf you were or you are, you're a Weiß obsessee

BSchreient: /BPretty aprons for pretty Weiß boys

Pretty aprons for pretty Weiß boys

Pretty aprons for pretty Weiß boys

Pretty aprons for pretty Weiß boys

Pretty aprons for pretty Weiß boys

BRan: /BWe can change our names after the age 16

BYoji: /BWe can get chicks and can kill with a wire

BKen: /BWe can get starved of our soccer pro dream… 

BOmi: /B We can date half sisters! My daddy's Persia! 

BSchwarz: /BKitty boys can and kitty boys do

Kitty boys can and kitty boys do

Kitty boys can and kitty boys do

Kitty boys can and kitty boys do

BSchreient: /BPretty aprons for pretty Weiß boys

Pretty aprons for pretty Weiß boys

Pretty aprons for pretty Weiß boys

Pretty aprons for pretty Weiß boys

BYoji: /BCan ya sing three top singles and make a CD?

And fans will argue how to spell your name?

BOmi & Ken: /BAnd can you like we do, endure spilled coffee?

BBig Kev!?: /BThat always leaves these horrid brown stains?

BSchwarz: /BWussy Weiß boys are hunters of crime

We get away from them every time

Handling jobs from Takatori

BReiji: /BBut those dumb boys are always failing!

BSchwarz: /B The bishounen divinity of unashamed felinity

Round the Magic Bus ran poor Ran

Sakura chased him, that p-o-o-r man

BSakura: /B I (dreamy-eyed) /I Gorgeous, fearless, faithful and scarred

By sisters who are - what?

BAya: /B I (suddenly awakes) /I Kitty boys do and kitty boys can

BSakura & Aya: /B Kitty boys can and kitty boys do

Pretty Weiss boys sing kitty boys chants

Pretty boys can and kitty boys do

Pretty aprons for pretty Weiß boys

Pretty aprons for pretty Weiß boys

Pretty aprons for pretty Weiß boys

Pretty aprons for pretty Weiß boys

BAll: /B Practical boys, dramatical boys

Pragmatical boys, fanatical boys

Oratorical boys, delphicoracle boys

Skeptical boys, dispeptical boys

Romantical boys, pedantical boys

Critical boys, parasitical boys

Allegorical boys, metaphorical boys

Statistical boys, sadistical boys

Political boys, hypocritical boys

Clerical boys, hysterical boys

Maniacal boys, un-Orthodoxical boys

I.:all gasping for air:. /I

BScheient: /BPretty aprons for pretty Weiß boys

Pretty aprons for pretty Weiß boys

Pretty aprons for pretty Weiß boys

Pretty aprons for pretty Weiß boys

BKen: /BThere's a man over there

With a look of despise

As much as to say

BBrad: /B "We have work to do."

BOmi: /B Do I actually see a man with just one eye?

BKen: /BA man who's obsurd, and a crazy Irish?

BYoji: /BWhassup with that Irish?

BRan: /B …