*On the phone with Cady*
Gretchen: Regina has been acting sketchy lately, I think she's preparing herself internally for prom queen.
Cady: Uh, Gretchen... Did I invite you to my BBQ?
Gretchen: What? No?
Cady: Then why is your ass all up my grill?
Gretchen: ... You know Cady, I thought of you as a good friend when you moved here from that black ghetto ass country, Africa. And to think that I convinced Regina to let you into our little clique, especially when you were wearing that hideous African bracelet of yours. THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD ALL STAB CEASAR!
*Gretchen hangs up and is now on the other line with Karen Smith*
Karen: Harsh Gretch...
Gretchen: So what? she had the right to know.
*Gretchen on the other line with Regina*
Gretchen: Cady is such a bitch.
Regina: OH BOO HOO YOU FUCKING WHORE, WAH WAH WAH, 0 PITY POINTS FOR GRETCHEN WEINERS.