Dear Diary:
Hi! Today I crucio'd tons of muggles. I can't describe how it feels to hear their screams of pain. It just feels so exhilarating! Ooh, big word! Did I spell that right? Oh well! Anyways…Ooh! I accidentally threw a knife at Dolphy's head…Ok, it wasn't an accident. I did it on purpose. But he was pissing me off! He ate one of my sugar cookies and said it sucked! Sure, they were burnt and had bits and pieces of egg shells, but he shouldn't have insulted my cooking skills! A good husband would have just ate one and said it was yummy. Bad Dolphy! So, I threw a knife at him. I wasn't aiming for his head. I was aiming for his heart. But I missed, which never happens. I think he ducked so it would hit his head. But he remembered he was a wizard at the last minute and put up a shield. …Maybe I should go finish the job…with a wand this time…wow, I really hate my husband. Oh well! He's a really bad Death Eater, so no one will really miss him. Well, off to kill him! Oh, darn it! He went into hiding! I just found his note that said "Bella, I'm going to hide from you. Don't come looking for me. I love you! See you when you forget about me, which will be in a week or two, so see you then! 3 Rudolphus." …Who was I talking about again?
Hi! It's me, the author person! I just got really bored, so I wrote this bit of randomness! If you review then I'll write more, but if you don't, this will be the first and last chapter. Or not. Who knows. Anyways…Please review! And have a great day/night/whatever!