FINAL FANTASY 7: THE MUSICAL
-Highwind-
Cloud: I'm bored
Tifa: Cloud..I..am....never mind
Cloud: Oh bloody hell, JUST SAY WHAT YOUR THINK ALREADY, you spent most of the game saying that, now spit it out
Tifa: Ok, I love.....Cid!
Cid: $%)&$ *Jumps off highwind*
Tifa: COME BACK SNIFFLEBUFF, I LURVE YOU *Follows Cid*
Vincent: Well that was quiet disturbing
Barret: Daym foo', now who is gonna fly the highwind
Yuffie: AHHHHHHH, WERE GONNA DIE *runs around screaming*
*Highwind Crashes into Seto*
Seto: OW, HEY!!!!!
-Northern Crater-
Jenova: *appears from god who knows where O.o* I'm ALIVE!!!
Sephiroth: Yes I brought you back
Jenova: But didn't you die as well?
Sephiroth: Yes, but thats for other fan fic writers to erm..write
Jenova: Thats True, time to minipulate Cloud and co.
Sephiroth: You gonna make em kill each other
Jenova: No..something more....funnier, Gee hee hee hee hee
-Ruins of Highwind...and Seto-
Barret: Daym, my head hurts
Cid: *puffing*...I got rid of Tifa....finaly
Tifa: Yooo hoooooo, huny buns
Cid: *Oh sit*
-Music to Jennifer Lopez's song 'Play' is heard in background-
I could run all night and day
Go to a bar, sit down and smoke
Give my regrets to Shera
'Cause Tifa come and she wantsa play
thats when I fell my heart beat
I get my ass of the seat
Grab a gun and shoot her feet
With playin with my mind
Gay, Tifa is totaly Gay
She knew it all along
Just thinkin of girls turns her on
Gay, she also likes to smoke bong
You know that turns her on
Please just gimme that tazer gun
Just turn it up and turn it on
DJ, just gimme that tazer gun
I wanna be shooting all night long
Wont you smoke my (Smoke My) smoke my (Smoke My)
Smoke my favorite bong
I care if every smoke's gone
Give me more, cause i turns me on
Keep running all night long
It feel so right it can't be wrong
I get chills up and down my spine
Whenever I see that ***** from hell
Better stop to take a puff
(Smoke that sh*t agian)
Let me puff it one more time
1-Gay, Tifa is totaly Gay
She knew it all along
Just thinking of girls turns her on
Gay, she also likes to smoke bong
It really turns her on
I'll just smoke this bong
'Cause I wanna be puffing all night long
I just wanna smoke
Is that a crime
WHAT DO YOU %#&%#ING MEAN IT IS!!! *Takes a puff of his smoke*
Oh, ay, yes that's the hotness right here
*Clouds repeating 1- in the background*
Now Mr. Wallace
I've asked you three times
GIVE ME MY MOTHER(&)%#ING BONG *Rock music starts in background*
He, he, he
Turn it up, turn it up
Turn it up, turn it up
Turn the track up
-Song Ends, leaving the entire gang speachless and dumbfounded-
Everyone:
Tifa: *Red Faced* I'M NOT GAY!!!!!, and I DO NOT SMOKE BONG
Cid: I was talking about myself there, I smoke bong
Vincent: Why did you just burst into song?
Cid:.....$@&*)$, I dunno
-Northern Crater-
Jenova: IT'S WORKING FEE JEE JEE JEE!!
Sephiroth: *stunned, by Cid outburst of singing*
Jevova: Lets, see what hidden secret the Ancient's got
We just found out Tifa's dirty little secret HAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Ruins-
Cloud: I can't belive you gay, Tifa
Barret: Get over it foo', there's nothing wrong with that
Cloud: I know, but...still
Aeris: I have something to tell you
Cloud: What is it?
Aeris: Well you know how I'm you girlfriend and all
Cloud: Yeah...well the truth it
-Theme music from The Monkees starts in the background-
Vincent: Not another song, I still havn't recovered from the last one
Aeris:
-There he comes, walking down the street
placing milk bottles on every house in the street
Hey Cloud, I'm pregnant
And people say I'm a virgin
But I'm to busing screwing
To tell them the real fact
We screw wherever we want to
do whatever we want to do
We have lots of time to get restless
There always something to screw
I'm just trying to be 'friendly'
Come watch us screw and screw
We're the young generation
And we have got tonnes to screw
Hey Cloud, I'm Pregnant
people say that I'm a vigin
But I'm o busy screwing
The, the milk-milk man
I'm just trying to be 'friendly'
come watch us screw and screw
Were the young generation
And we have got tonnes to screw
Hey Hey, I'm pregnant
Hey Cloud, I'm Pregnant
-Song ends-
Cloud: *Jaw dropped...literaly*
Aeris: Me and the Milkman are having a baby
Cloud: Your dumping me?
Vincent: HEY..I think I know why we are singing all the time
Cid: Why )&$@*&
-Northern Crater-
Jenova: Sh*t, Vincent's on to us
Sephiroth: Ah just let him tell the rest, your gonna die at the end of this fan fic anyway
Jenova:...True, So lets have some fun
-Ruins-
Red XIII: Lemme guess, your gonna burst into song?
Yuffie: *runs away* NOT VINCENT SINGING AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Vincent:
-Backstreet Boys 'Backstreets Back' Music Starts up-
Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right
Jenova's back, OH NO!
Oh my god she back agian
Brother Sisters, everybody sick
Gotta bring her down
Show you how
If yah got some questions
I'm gonna answer em now
She she really back
Yeah
Is she the only one
Yeah
IS she sexual
GOD NO!!
She is everything you fear
She's gonna rock the world, yeah
Everybody YEAH!
Rock your body yeah
Everybody YEAH!
Rock your body yeah
Jenova's back, OH NO!
Now throw your hands up in the air
And wave em around like you really high
IF you wanna live lemme hear you yell
JENOVA's A *****, ALL RIGHT
IS she really back
Yeah
Is she the only one
Yeah
Is the sexual
...Cloud, that has to be the lamest question ever, and you $%(*$ing
already asked it
Jenova's back, OH NO!
-Song ends-
Cloud: So jenova is behind this?
Vincent: Yup..and she is at the north crater
Barret: LETS KILL THAT *****!
-Northern Crater-
Jenova: The have come to kill me
Sephiroth: Wont take much, you only have 664hp
Jenova: WHY!!!!!
Sephiroth: Cause, I only used a Phoenix down
*Highwind crashed into the side of the crater-
Jenova: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cloud: Your going down
Jenova: Oh no I'm not
-Christina Aguilera's 'Genie in a bottle' music starts up
*Jenova sing in a deafening high pitched voice*
I've been locked up tight
For a year of lonly frights
Waiting for someone to release me
With a Phoenix down
And blowing kisses my way
But that dont mean that Sephy is gonna kiss me
Dammit Dammit Dammit
If you wanna fight with me
****, I'm realy in trouble
I'm Jenova the Ancient Killer
I guess you gonna kill me right away
If you wanna slaughter me
I really wich I'd live
You gotta make a big impression
I gotta like what you do
I'm Jenova in the crater, baby
Your gonna kill me right away?
I'm Jenova in the crater baby
Come, come, on and just lemme die
-Music ends for some reason (Thank freaken god-
Vincent: You want us to kill you
Cloud: With a voice like that, I can't blame her
Sephiroth: I second that
Jenova: Well we all know that I'm gonna die, so just get it over and done with
Vincent: Ok *Farts on Jenova*
Jenova: *hack*...now that was TO cruel *cough*.......*Jenova dies..agian*
Tifa: Well that was anti-climatic
Vincent: Ah Yes, BUT WAIT UNTILL THE SEQUEL (BOM BOM BOMMMMMMM)
Cloud: Now TO KILL SEPHIROTH!!
Sephiroth: ME?...why?
Yuffie: You were helping jenova
Sephiroth: HELL NO, I was to busy rappin' with da Shin-ra
Everyone:
----------------------------THE END-------------------------------
With Jenova gona and the world no longer bursting randomly into song, the world is at peace...except for Cloud you as still pissed off with Aeris, for not telling him how she came back
HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE STORY...TELL ME WHATCHA THOUGH OF IT AND I MIGHT RELTELL THE STORY FROM THE SHIN-RA POINT OF VIEW
Please reply on what you thought of it, its my first singing fan fic
-Highwind-
Cloud: I'm bored
Tifa: Cloud..I..am....never mind
Cloud: Oh bloody hell, JUST SAY WHAT YOUR THINK ALREADY, you spent most of the game saying that, now spit it out
Tifa: Ok, I love.....Cid!
Cid: $%)&$ *Jumps off highwind*
Tifa: COME BACK SNIFFLEBUFF, I LURVE YOU *Follows Cid*
Vincent: Well that was quiet disturbing
Barret: Daym foo', now who is gonna fly the highwind
Yuffie: AHHHHHHH, WERE GONNA DIE *runs around screaming*
*Highwind Crashes into Seto*
Seto: OW, HEY!!!!!
-Northern Crater-
Jenova: *appears from god who knows where O.o* I'm ALIVE!!!
Sephiroth: Yes I brought you back
Jenova: But didn't you die as well?
Sephiroth: Yes, but thats for other fan fic writers to erm..write
Jenova: Thats True, time to minipulate Cloud and co.
Sephiroth: You gonna make em kill each other
Jenova: No..something more....funnier, Gee hee hee hee hee
-Ruins of Highwind...and Seto-
Barret: Daym, my head hurts
Cid: *puffing*...I got rid of Tifa....finaly
Tifa: Yooo hoooooo, huny buns
Cid: *Oh sit*
-Music to Jennifer Lopez's song 'Play' is heard in background-
I could run all night and day
Go to a bar, sit down and smoke
Give my regrets to Shera
'Cause Tifa come and she wantsa play
thats when I fell my heart beat
I get my ass of the seat
Grab a gun and shoot her feet
With playin with my mind
Gay, Tifa is totaly Gay
She knew it all along
Just thinkin of girls turns her on
Gay, she also likes to smoke bong
You know that turns her on
Please just gimme that tazer gun
Just turn it up and turn it on
DJ, just gimme that tazer gun
I wanna be shooting all night long
Wont you smoke my (Smoke My) smoke my (Smoke My)
Smoke my favorite bong
I care if every smoke's gone
Give me more, cause i turns me on
Keep running all night long
It feel so right it can't be wrong
I get chills up and down my spine
Whenever I see that ***** from hell
Better stop to take a puff
(Smoke that sh*t agian)
Let me puff it one more time
1-Gay, Tifa is totaly Gay
She knew it all along
Just thinking of girls turns her on
Gay, she also likes to smoke bong
It really turns her on
I'll just smoke this bong
'Cause I wanna be puffing all night long
I just wanna smoke
Is that a crime
WHAT DO YOU %#&%#ING MEAN IT IS!!! *Takes a puff of his smoke*
Oh, ay, yes that's the hotness right here
*Clouds repeating 1- in the background*
Now Mr. Wallace
I've asked you three times
GIVE ME MY MOTHER(&)%#ING BONG *Rock music starts in background*
He, he, he
Turn it up, turn it up
Turn it up, turn it up
Turn the track up
-Song Ends, leaving the entire gang speachless and dumbfounded-
Everyone:
Tifa: *Red Faced* I'M NOT GAY!!!!!, and I DO NOT SMOKE BONG
Cid: I was talking about myself there, I smoke bong
Vincent: Why did you just burst into song?
Cid:.....$@&*)$, I dunno
-Northern Crater-
Jenova: IT'S WORKING FEE JEE JEE JEE!!
Sephiroth: *stunned, by Cid outburst of singing*
Jevova: Lets, see what hidden secret the Ancient's got
We just found out Tifa's dirty little secret HAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Ruins-
Cloud: I can't belive you gay, Tifa
Barret: Get over it foo', there's nothing wrong with that
Cloud: I know, but...still
Aeris: I have something to tell you
Cloud: What is it?
Aeris: Well you know how I'm you girlfriend and all
Cloud: Yeah...well the truth it
-Theme music from The Monkees starts in the background-
Vincent: Not another song, I still havn't recovered from the last one
Aeris:
-There he comes, walking down the street
placing milk bottles on every house in the street
Hey Cloud, I'm pregnant
And people say I'm a virgin
But I'm to busing screwing
To tell them the real fact
We screw wherever we want to
do whatever we want to do
We have lots of time to get restless
There always something to screw
I'm just trying to be 'friendly'
Come watch us screw and screw
We're the young generation
And we have got tonnes to screw
Hey Cloud, I'm Pregnant
people say that I'm a vigin
But I'm o busy screwing
The, the milk-milk man
I'm just trying to be 'friendly'
come watch us screw and screw
Were the young generation
And we have got tonnes to screw
Hey Hey, I'm pregnant
Hey Cloud, I'm Pregnant
-Song ends-
Cloud: *Jaw dropped...literaly*
Aeris: Me and the Milkman are having a baby
Cloud: Your dumping me?
Vincent: HEY..I think I know why we are singing all the time
Cid: Why )&$@*&
-Northern Crater-
Jenova: Sh*t, Vincent's on to us
Sephiroth: Ah just let him tell the rest, your gonna die at the end of this fan fic anyway
Jenova:...True, So lets have some fun
-Ruins-
Red XIII: Lemme guess, your gonna burst into song?
Yuffie: *runs away* NOT VINCENT SINGING AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Vincent:
-Backstreet Boys 'Backstreets Back' Music Starts up-
Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right
Jenova's back, OH NO!
Oh my god she back agian
Brother Sisters, everybody sick
Gotta bring her down
Show you how
If yah got some questions
I'm gonna answer em now
She she really back
Yeah
Is she the only one
Yeah
IS she sexual
GOD NO!!
She is everything you fear
She's gonna rock the world, yeah
Everybody YEAH!
Rock your body yeah
Everybody YEAH!
Rock your body yeah
Jenova's back, OH NO!
Now throw your hands up in the air
And wave em around like you really high
IF you wanna live lemme hear you yell
JENOVA's A *****, ALL RIGHT
IS she really back
Yeah
Is she the only one
Yeah
Is the sexual
...Cloud, that has to be the lamest question ever, and you $%(*$ing
already asked it
Jenova's back, OH NO!
-Song ends-
Cloud: So jenova is behind this?
Vincent: Yup..and she is at the north crater
Barret: LETS KILL THAT *****!
-Northern Crater-
Jenova: The have come to kill me
Sephiroth: Wont take much, you only have 664hp
Jenova: WHY!!!!!
Sephiroth: Cause, I only used a Phoenix down
*Highwind crashed into the side of the crater-
Jenova: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cloud: Your going down
Jenova: Oh no I'm not
-Christina Aguilera's 'Genie in a bottle' music starts up
*Jenova sing in a deafening high pitched voice*
I've been locked up tight
For a year of lonly frights
Waiting for someone to release me
With a Phoenix down
And blowing kisses my way
But that dont mean that Sephy is gonna kiss me
Dammit Dammit Dammit
If you wanna fight with me
****, I'm realy in trouble
I'm Jenova the Ancient Killer
I guess you gonna kill me right away
If you wanna slaughter me
I really wich I'd live
You gotta make a big impression
I gotta like what you do
I'm Jenova in the crater, baby
Your gonna kill me right away?
I'm Jenova in the crater baby
Come, come, on and just lemme die
-Music ends for some reason (Thank freaken god-
Vincent: You want us to kill you
Cloud: With a voice like that, I can't blame her
Sephiroth: I second that
Jenova: Well we all know that I'm gonna die, so just get it over and done with
Vincent: Ok *Farts on Jenova*
Jenova: *hack*...now that was TO cruel *cough*.......*Jenova dies..agian*
Tifa: Well that was anti-climatic
Vincent: Ah Yes, BUT WAIT UNTILL THE SEQUEL (BOM BOM BOMMMMMMM)
Cloud: Now TO KILL SEPHIROTH!!
Sephiroth: ME?...why?
Yuffie: You were helping jenova
Sephiroth: HELL NO, I was to busy rappin' with da Shin-ra
Everyone:
----------------------------THE END-------------------------------
With Jenova gona and the world no longer bursting randomly into song, the world is at peace...except for Cloud you as still pissed off with Aeris, for not telling him how she came back
HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE STORY...TELL ME WHATCHA THOUGH OF IT AND I MIGHT RELTELL THE STORY FROM THE SHIN-RA POINT OF VIEW
Please reply on what you thought of it, its my first singing fan fic