"Throughout the literature of novels and comic books, mutants have been a favored subject to write about."
"Like Carrie White, the telekinetic girl of Stephen King, and Magneto, the archenemy of the X-men."
"He's DAM and I'm Zivon and we're looking at these warriors' weapons, armor, and abilities to decide who would win a Death Battle."
"Carrie White was the daughter of two religious fanatics, her father dying before her birth and her unhinged mother raising her. Shunned and tormented throughout her schooling for her beliefs and awkwardness, Carrie's torment hit a peak when she got her first period."
"Like most women, she flipped the switch from lady in the streets to freak who can move shit with her mind! Seriously, what the fuck?!"
"Yes, Carrie found out she had telekinesis, the ability to move objects with one's mind. She soon began to craft her trade..."
"Craft? This chick is a witch! Look at that, she's lifting books and her bed! Witch, burn her!"
"Actually, in the book, King states that the ability is passed every other generation between women, Carrie's grandmother has it and other women around the world do as well."
"So this girl's like a girl from one night stand? Like, she can guilt trip me and call me an asshole?"
"No, that's telepathy, which carry does seem to have as she can tell Sue Snell is not responsible for the events of prom night from her thoughts."
"Moving from one place to another?"
"No, that's teleportation."
"You mean like driving cars?"
"What? No, that's transportation! Anyway, Carrie mastered her power and was asked to prom by a Tommy Jarvis."
"Unfortunately, resident bitch Sue Snell and her boyfriend Billy decided to further ruin her by dumping pigs blood on her. But that chick got raped later, so, whose laughing now? Also, is Carrie Jewish?"
"Shut up. This event finally made her snap, Carrie went on a rampage and locked the doors, burned down the school, electrocuted students, and even emptied out fire hydrants so it could not be put out."
"Wow, it's almost like fire trucks don't carry water on them?"
"Well, assuming the average size of an American school and the amount of water held in a firetruck..."
"Spare us, save the math for the cool stuff."
"Like her feats? Carrie has among the strongest telekinetics ever, she can lift a car, rain rocks from the sky, stop a heart from beating, tell the gender of a baby, and destroy a house with just her mind."
"Really? Do you think she could..."
"She's 17."
"What's the age of consent in Maine?"
"Well, it was the 70's so I'd guess...Wait, why am I getting sucked into this!? She is not untouchable, however. Carrie was stabbed and mortally wounded by her mother because she did not sense danger. Her powers seem to weaken when she is hurt as she struggled to get her mother off of her when she attempted to finish her off. And her emotions have a direct correlation to her powers..."
"No shit, she meats Aunt Flow once and turns a school into an Auschwitz brick oven!"
"Her emotions can break her focus and her control of her power is not as effective."
"Despite all of that, Carrie is the last chicks you don't want to skip out on calling the morning after."
A boy rides by on a bike, chanting, "Creepy Carrie, Creepy Carrie!" before his bike is thrown to the ground.
Carrie:
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 110 lbs.
Weapons:
Telekinesis
Any object, including your own body
Feats:
Lifting a car
Killing off her entire class
Raining rocks from the sky
Destroying houses
Reading minds
Weaknesses:
Her Mother
Needs focus
Powers weaken when injured for a short time
"Magneto is the archenemy of the X-men, a group of mutants who protect humanity."
"The opposite of the Kardashians?"
"Yes. He has declared war on non-mutants and plots world domination, but does so to prevent a Holocaust from happening to the mutants."
"Despite kicking Nazi ass, Magneto has the power of polarity, a telekinesis over metal objects. His abilities allow him to lift 30,000 ton submarines, open wormholes, and mess with molecules, though this is a daunting task."
"Magneto wears a helmet that prevents all but the strongest telepathic attacks. He can use his magnetic powers to create a shield around him that blocks most matter and energy that he sees, being able to survive thermonuclear blasts and the vacuum of space. He can also sustain flight and make himself superhumanly strong and enduring. He has also shown to be a genius and a cunning strategist."
"Holy crap, how does this guy not succeeded? He's frickin' iron Bear Jew!"
"Well, usually it's an entire team of mutants who defeat him. But, Magneto has a superiority complex and often underestimates his opponents when he is close to victory. His plans and attacks akin to Carrie's take a lot of time and energy out of him. One last chink in his armor is his reliance on a team, he seldom works alone towards major goals and even when with a crew he loses in one-on-one battle."
"Still, if you can lift the pride and joy of Russia and be a villain and hero at once, you're okay in my book."
Magneto raises a stunned man off the ground, uttering, "Too much iron in your blood."
Magneto:
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 190 lbs.
Weapons:
Metallic Telekinesis
Any metal object
Feats:
Lifted a 30,000 ton submarines
Can survive explosions and space
Nearly immune to telepathic attacks
Can boost his performance in battle
Weaknesses:
Reliant on alliances
Superiority Complex
Anger issues
Poor judgment during key events
Not tactical
"Alright, these two combatants are set."
"Now, we just have to wait for a DEATH BATTLE!"
A girl in a white dress stained in blood shambles out of a burning school, an unwaveringly disturbed look across her face. A rift opens before her in the parking lot, a man in a red suit, cape, and helmet floats out, arms crossed.
FIGHT!
Magneto moves his hands towards a light pole, ripping it out of the ground and flinging it through the air at the girl. Carrie catches the pole and skids on her feet back a few inches, shooting the pole back at the man with a furious shriek. Magneto laughs as the pole comes to a stop just before him, turning it 90 degrees and ramming it into the ground. Carrie remains unfazed, turning to a van and propelling it at Magneto, an explosion instantly engulfing him on impact. As the flames and smoke cleared, Magneto slowly floated towards Carrie, a barely visible bubble engulfing him. He dropped to the ground, arms crossed as he shouted, "Go home, little human, this is not your place tonight."
Carrie cracked a smile as she stomped the ground, a large crack moving snaking towards Magneto, a large piece of the blacktop jutting upwards and rocketing Magneto back into the air, the mutant thinking, This girl is telekinetic beyond what I can control, I have to finish this.
Magneto sped down at her, spearing Carrie into the ground, nearly knocking his helmet off as they slammed onto the cement. Magneto rose to his feet as carry lie limp, her blank eyes looking around as her head slowly rolled around, looking to find her target in a daze. "Pitiful human." Magneto said, rising the light pole out of the ground.
Carrie's gaze instantly met Magneto's, a whimpering voice echoing in his head, You'll burn in Hell. There is no salvation for you. Magneto laughed, "Is that the best you can do, fanatic?"
Suddenly, a hard object crashed against the back of Magneto's head, his helmet nearly coming loose once more. The angered mutant looked beside him, a large rock cracking the road. "Enough!" Magneto shouted, ripping the corsage from Carrie's dress and up her cheek, the pin slicing deep.
He continued to laugh as he brought the pole up above Carrie, readying to bring it down. Carrie rose a haggard, gnarled hand at Magneto, the mutant instantly stopping his assault, a look of shock on his face. Magneto gasped and screamed, Carrie's smile growing more twisted with each cry. Magneto grasped the cape tightening around his throat, unable to get between it and his neck and pry it free. He dropped to his knees, tears streaming down his purple face as Carrie stood up and limped towards him, aiming her other hand down lower as she whispered, "Do you feel that? I'm making your heart slow. Feel the beats getting farther apart, are you sleepy? Sh, little devil, go to your underworld. Pray with me."
"Fuck you!" he uttered in his strained, hoarse voice.
Carrie grimaced at the words and clenched the hand aimed at his heart, Magneto's eyes going wide as he grasped his chest, collapsing as blood trickled from his mouth.
K.O.!
"Shit, here comes the X-Men fanboy rage!"
"While Magneto is far more powerful than Carrie, he is only able to control objects composed of metal. Carrie can manipulate the things Magneto wears and even his own body against him. His shield is impenetrable to attack, but his attacks, like Carrie require his absolute focus. Finally, Carrie is a very in-the-moment fighter, seeking any tactical advantage to help her in the long run, while Magneto seeks the long term. In the end, Magneto would need to plan to face Carrie, even then her powers could have gotten stronger than his."
"Carrie really X'd out Magneto."
"The winner is Carrie White."
Next time on Death Battle:
An alien in a metal mask drops down from a tree, aiming a cannon on its shoulder. The triple-laser aiming system comes across an invisible distortion, a disembodied voice saying, "I see you."
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