Title: Ten Medicinal Remedies
Series: 21 for 21
Author: jmaria
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Joss owns them, I just put em in funny sitches.
Pairing: Dawn/Jayne/River (Sunlit Rayne)
Three: vibrate, prune, snot
Word Count: 273
Summary: Jayne's hurt, Dawn and River want to kiss it and make it better.
Notes: 21 for 21 is my insane plan to write 21 ficlets for my birthday. . . except that people on lj give me a pairing and three words.
Count: 10/21
Dedication: to nsahdmdto for the characters and the three words
Ten Medicinal Remedies
Jayne Cobb musta died and gone to heaven on accident. He coulda swore that two pretty pieces a trim were cooing over him, dressed in white. No way in any of the corners of this gorram 'verse could this be really happening to him. Yup, he was dead and definitely in the wrong damn place.
Coulda sworn they looked a bit like Crazy and Crazy 2, as he'd come to call them. Nope, he was either dead or dreamin', cause there weren't any other way they'd be in his bunk.
"Why's his face look like a prune?" Dawn hissed nervously, her eyes darting to the bandaged wound on Jayne's chest.
"The nose snot concerns me," River replied.
"That's not snot! Is it?" Dawn leaned forward to get a better look. She glared at River, who was smiling. "You are so gross."
"But you love me anyway," River grinned.
"Yeah, we'll see about that after we live through this," Dawn eyed the bandage again. "Simon said he's over the worst of it, right?"
"For our purposes."
"River, maybe we should wait a bit, till he's you know, fully functional?" Dawn said hesitantly.
"Already functioning," River sighed, pointed to the hardened form beneath the thin sheet. "All systems go."
"We're taking advantage of the ill, River."
"He's undressing us in his mind as we speak, and doing unspeakable things to us. No protests lodged."
Jayne came completely awake when he felt two warm bodies slip into the tiny bed with him, and felt River's laugh vibrate through him. Yup, definitely going to hell, he thought as he felt two mouths press down on his skin.