So, I don't know where this came from, and I barely remember even doing this, but I came across it this morning and decided to post it cause it made me laugh. Sunday I couldn't be torn away from my tv, and since my mom now watches Leverage as well, thanks to me, she asks me questions when she gets confused. She's one of those people who has to ask right during the show instead of waiting for a commercial break so she's calling me into the living room and asking questions and I'm like 'We have DVR, rewind!" That annoys me so much! I stopped watching the show with her and watched it in my room after all the questions she asked during season 2! But wasn't it awesome! Sophie's back, Nate's doing drunk thief, Elliot is upset cause no one cares, and Parker and Hardison are getting more flirty and fluffy! Awesomeness!

This was wrong. It was really, really wrong. It felt as if she were being tortured and though she wasn't tied up or restrained in any way, there was nothing Parker could do about it.

The crew was riding in Nate's car. Nate driving, Elliot in the passenger seat, behind Elliot was Hardison she was in the middle and next to her was Sophie. Hardison was calmly leaning in next to her talking about something she couldn't quite comprehend, due to the fact that his other hand was under her shirt and around her waist, his fingers gently raking up and down her skin.

His hand would sometimes roam lower but he never stopped touching bare skin. These actions drove her crazy. He knew her sides were sensitive due to past enjoyable encounters and he was purposely doing this in front of everyone, knowing she couldn't respond.

She knew she had this coming after the stunt she pulled in the van last month. She actually forgot about the whole incident until he leaned over and showed her the text message on his phone that read 'Payback's a bitch, ain't it?' She didn't get it at first, but she sure did now.

The car felt hot all of a sudden. It wasn't this hot before, and she felt flushed. Hardison had a big grin on his face and she knew it wasn't from the joy of explaining the new features added to his phone. When she felt his hand move past the waist band of her pants again, she elbowed him in the ribs slightly. His grin grew even more.

"Hey, Sophie, check this out," Hardison said.

Parker nearly whimpered.

"Hardison, do I really have to?" Sophie complained.

"This feature shows old artwork and masterpieces and where they are in the world right now."

"Ooh."

Sophie leaned close to Parker, but not close enough to notice Hardison's arm around Parker.

Parker wanted to die right now, she felt so hot. She could barely pretend she was paying attention anymore with his hand managing to run lower than she thought it possibly could due to their positions. Her eyes rolled to the back of her head slightly and she mumbled and autopilot 'Uh-huh'.

"Parker, are you okay?" Sophie asked, "You're flushed."

"Uh-huh." The last part came out a little higher in pitch than she intended. Damn Hardison.

Sophie eyed her strangely.

"Are you sure?"

"Oh… yeah," Parker replied, slightly moaning.

She saw the questioning look on Sophie's face.

"I'm fi-fine."

"If you're sure…"

Parker sighed deeply, trying to contain another moan.

Maybe she would think the next time decided to seduce Hardison during a con. Payback was definitely a bitch.

So there you go! Payback... you know what they say about it. This summer is gonna be awesome for tv. All my shows are coming on and new shows are starting and everything seems so interesting. There's Warehouse 13, The Closer, Leverage, Memphis Beat, Hawthorne, Covert Affairs, Burn Notice, Psych... the list just goes on!