Before you actually read my story, I'm going to set a few ground rules. Eyasu and I are one of the most dangerous people you will ever meet. Wherever we go, bad things always happen.
We are always stalked and destruction follows in out tracks.
Rule 1: Never wish for our lives. It might actually happen, and you will die. But, it won't be a pleasant poisoning death kind of die. I mean like all the atoms in your body get lit on fire and you die. That's the true meaning of a "me" death.
Rule 2: If you turn out to be like me. Like us, then don't trust those sketchy people who always want to make your life miserable. In fact, get away from them as fast as you physically can. They might be monsters out for demigods (or your) blood. YOu will die.
Rule 3: Please try to stay low, but alive. Being really out there could cause so much mayhem the world explodes, and I'm not kidding you at all. Follow these simple guidelines and you may not die.
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Oh, and for the record. If you ever see me after reading this, never talk to me. Ever.