Okay, this is the beginning of my other reenactment, the original Star Wars trilogy with Loud House characters! I was first inspired by the Family Guy parodies of the movies to make one of my own and you can expect several references to those episodes. What inspired me to use Loud House characters was the Star Wars themed LH fanart on Deviantart. I've managed to fill in as many main and supporting Star Wars roles with main and supporting LH characters as necessary. I've also altered some parts of dialogue to better fit the characters used. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own nothing that has to do with Star Wars or The Loud House.
(At the Loud House, the family is gathered around the TV in the family room when suddenly, the lights go out.)
Everyone: (startled) Gaaah!
Rita: Oh no, the power's out.
Lori: How did it happen? We're all right here. Nobody was doing anything weird.
Lynn Sr: (looking out the window) It's the whole neighborhod, actually. Must be something wrong with the town's electrical grid.
Luna: Well, dudes, looks like we just wait it out, then.
Lynn: (irritated) Great, what do we do before then?
Lisa: We could simply ignite some candles and participate in the solemn activity of reading.
(Everyone just laughs.)
Luan: Yeah, right!
Lola: I don't think so!
Lana: Ha! Read the inside of my butt!
Lily: Poo! Poo!
Lucy: Why don't we tell spooky stories? I just got my new "Edgar Allen Poe: Greatest Hits" collection after all.
(Everyone reluctantly refuses the idea.)
Lucy: Fine, but you don't know what you're missing.
Lincoln: I like the story idea. But how about one that has something we can all enjoy.
(Everyone gathers around Lincoln with curiosity.)
Lori: Got something in mind, little bro?
Lincoln: Indeed I do. This is a story of love, loss, estranged family, civil war, cool space battles, numerous foreign planets and alien races, supernatural powers and the foresight to retain international merchandising rights.
Leni: (excited) Oh! I know! It's the one about the magic ring that makes you disappear! No, wait, it's the one about the wizard boy with glasses! No, wait, it's the one about all the dreamy superheroes who have their own movies but they're somehow all connected and they team up every few years or so!
Lincoln: (sighs) Uh, no. None of those. But it did come before all of them and pretty much set the standard for a proper series of blockbuster movies. This is the story of Star Wars. We begin with part four...