Disclaimer: Everyone except for the table belongs to JK Rowling. The table is mine. Oo';; Bob is copyright no one. The jig belongs to the irish,and the song is copyright Mr. Ogglemuffins. Have a bad day and read this crazed fiction of mine! ...Yep.
Once apon a time that was a time that was a time, there were four old people: James Potty, Remus Loony, Serious Black, and Patter Pettigrew =Prongs, Moony, Padfoot, Wormtail. Well, one day, they all went out for lunch!
MWPP: Let's go out to lunch! :)
And they did.
Prongs and Padfoot: * do a irish jig* Ooooooooooh! We're going out to lunch! To lunch! TO LUNCH! We're going out to lunch on this fine daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Though they had no muggle money.
Moony: We have no muggle money. :(
So they changed their money into muggle money!
Wormtail: Olly olly oxenfreeeee! *turns the money into ..... gummyworms. * ...yay!
So they went out to lunch!
Every single wizard in the wizardy world: * do a irish jig* OOOOOOOOH! WE'RE GOING OUT TO LUCH! TO LUNCH! TO LUNCH! WE'RE GOING OUT TO LUNCH ON THIS FINE DAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I mean James,Remus,Sirius(he changed his name? Oo';;),and Peter(see Sirius)!
Everyone w/o MWPP: ....ohhhh... :( *sulk away*
MWPP: *sing and dance the song* Ok, can we go to lunch now? -
I guess.
MWPP: Yay! *skip along the streets *
And they went into McD,even though McD's is bad for you.
People who ate at McD's: ...ohhhhh nooooooo. *die*
So the 4 people ordered food,and began to talk about school.
James: -- Ug,we have Dinvintation homework! (Wait,how come they went to a McD's in the muggle world if they're in Hogwarts? )
Moony: *sulk * :(
WPP: Whazza wrong,Moony?
Moony: It's full moon tonight,and that means I turn into a evil demented evil demented evil..evil...eeeeevil werewolf tonight!
Padfoot: *gasp * OH MY! REMUS LUPIN IS A WEREWOLF!! EEEEEEEEEEE! *prances around *
MWP: ......Sirius, we all know that. -
Sirius: Haw haw haw! I am not Sirius Black,as you all thought so! I am...*takes off a mask to reveal...Sirius ...oo* SEREVUS SNAPE WHO DRANK POLYJUICE POTION! ....yep.
MWP: ..... noooo...you're Sirius Black...--
Sirius/Snape: ...so?
MWP: *siiiiigh *
Sirius /Snape: Actually,my name's Bob,and I'm hyperish. ...yep! :)
Moony: Oh nooo! I just told Bob that I'm a werewolf! Now he's going to tell everyone at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry that!
Bob?: Ooooo! There's a magical school,too? Wow!
Prongs: ....you already knew that,considering you followed us here from there.
Bob: No, I'm Snape! =D
Wormtail: *dissapears * Oooh! The Dark man-
Voldie: -- Dark Lord.
Wormtail: -is calling me! I must dissaparate so I can plan Lily and James death that doesn't happen for another 2 years!..*dissapears again*
Lily: ...we're going to die?!? ...oh no...that's bad! ...:(
Prongs: How'd you get here,Lily? You're not even in this story!
Wormtail: * appears again * Actually,I said her name,therefore she's in this. *dissaparates again*
Lily: Seeee? =P
Bob: *waves a wand * COMBUSTINO!
Moony: Hey,you can't use a wand 'cause you're a muggle!
Mc D's : *combusts *
Muggles: ...yay.
But because this story is rated G, Moony, Prongs, Bob, and Lily all dissapeared,and did not die.
The eeeeeeend!
Me: *steps out from behind a curtain* Ok,that's a rap! ^^
Voldie: This is a karaoke bar?!? YAY! *gets on a stage that's magically there,and begins to sing and dance* OOOH BABY BABY BAAAABY!!!
Everyone that's not Voldie: Arg. Noooo. *walk away *
A/N: Oo';; That was a bit hyper for my first HP fiction ...Anyways, please review! ^^ You don't want to make me sad, don't you?
Once apon a time that was a time that was a time, there were four old people: James Potty, Remus Loony, Serious Black, and Patter Pettigrew =Prongs, Moony, Padfoot, Wormtail. Well, one day, they all went out for lunch!
MWPP: Let's go out to lunch! :)
And they did.
Prongs and Padfoot: * do a irish jig* Ooooooooooh! We're going out to lunch! To lunch! TO LUNCH! We're going out to lunch on this fine daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Though they had no muggle money.
Moony: We have no muggle money. :(
So they changed their money into muggle money!
Wormtail: Olly olly oxenfreeeee! *turns the money into ..... gummyworms. * ...yay!
So they went out to lunch!
Every single wizard in the wizardy world: * do a irish jig* OOOOOOOOH! WE'RE GOING OUT TO LUCH! TO LUNCH! TO LUNCH! WE'RE GOING OUT TO LUNCH ON THIS FINE DAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I mean James,Remus,Sirius(he changed his name? Oo';;),and Peter(see Sirius)!
Everyone w/o MWPP: ....ohhhh... :( *sulk away*
MWPP: *sing and dance the song* Ok, can we go to lunch now? -
I guess.
MWPP: Yay! *skip along the streets *
And they went into McD,even though McD's is bad for you.
People who ate at McD's: ...ohhhhh nooooooo. *die*
So the 4 people ordered food,and began to talk about school.
James: -- Ug,we have Dinvintation homework! (Wait,how come they went to a McD's in the muggle world if they're in Hogwarts? )
Moony: *sulk * :(
WPP: Whazza wrong,Moony?
Moony: It's full moon tonight,and that means I turn into a evil demented evil demented evil..evil...eeeeevil werewolf tonight!
Padfoot: *gasp * OH MY! REMUS LUPIN IS A WEREWOLF!! EEEEEEEEEEE! *prances around *
MWP: ......Sirius, we all know that. -
Sirius: Haw haw haw! I am not Sirius Black,as you all thought so! I am...*takes off a mask to reveal...Sirius ...oo* SEREVUS SNAPE WHO DRANK POLYJUICE POTION! ....yep.
MWP: ..... noooo...you're Sirius Black...--
Sirius/Snape: ...so?
MWP: *siiiiigh *
Sirius /Snape: Actually,my name's Bob,and I'm hyperish. ...yep! :)
Moony: Oh nooo! I just told Bob that I'm a werewolf! Now he's going to tell everyone at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry that!
Bob?: Ooooo! There's a magical school,too? Wow!
Prongs: ....you already knew that,considering you followed us here from there.
Bob: No, I'm Snape! =D
Wormtail: *dissapears * Oooh! The Dark man-
Voldie: -- Dark Lord.
Wormtail: -is calling me! I must dissaparate so I can plan Lily and James death that doesn't happen for another 2 years!..*dissapears again*
Lily: ...we're going to die?!? ...oh no...that's bad! ...:(
Prongs: How'd you get here,Lily? You're not even in this story!
Wormtail: * appears again * Actually,I said her name,therefore she's in this. *dissaparates again*
Lily: Seeee? =P
Bob: *waves a wand * COMBUSTINO!
Moony: Hey,you can't use a wand 'cause you're a muggle!
Mc D's : *combusts *
Muggles: ...yay.
But because this story is rated G, Moony, Prongs, Bob, and Lily all dissapeared,and did not die.
The eeeeeeend!
Me: *steps out from behind a curtain* Ok,that's a rap! ^^
Voldie: This is a karaoke bar?!? YAY! *gets on a stage that's magically there,and begins to sing and dance* OOOH BABY BABY BAAAABY!!!
Everyone that's not Voldie: Arg. Noooo. *walk away *
A/N: Oo';; That was a bit hyper for my first HP fiction ...Anyways, please review! ^^ You don't want to make me sad, don't you?