Disclaimer: I don't own the…Twilight Series.
Warning: I have never read and I will never read the twilight series so if it is wrong please tell me.
Okay so the day was starting out normally with the Cullens that is until Jacob showed up to pick up Renesmee for their 'date' at the movies. Edward glared at him while Bella went to get Renesmee.
"You had better treat my daughter right." Edwards said
"Don't worry Batman I know how to treat a lady." Jacob snapped
"What did you call me Flea Bag?"
"I called you Batman got a problem with that Sparkles."
"Shut-Up Dog-Breath!"
"Make me Cedric!"
"What was that Mutt?"
"You heard me Fang Boy."
"Quiet Shark Boy!"
"Go play the guitar you Hippie!"
"Go find your Valentine!"
"Go die stupid Wizard!"
"Oh, go drown yourself Sharky!"
"Go get burned!"
"Go chew on a bone!"
Unknown to the two Bella and Renesmee were watching them from the top of the stairs. The two women walked down the stairs and watched as the men kept bickering like a bunch of little kids.
"Really you two Name-Calling?" Bella asked in exasperation
"Dad be nice to Jacob!" Renesmee said
Edward and Jacob looked at the women before Jacob held out his hand to Renesmee and then they walked out to his car. Bella and Edward looked at each other when Bella let out a sigh of content. A smile on her face which was quickly replaced with a frown as Edward started in on her.
"So do we have a Panic Room?"
"Shut-up Diggory!"
"Oh come on at least I wasn't Frozen in Space!"
"Well you're a stupid Hippie!" She snapped
Bella sent one last look at Edward before she went back up the stairs. Edward flinched at the sound of a door slamming. They both sighed before they fell asleep in their respective sleeping places.
Artic-Chan: Hey everyone this is yet again my sad attempt at humor so please R&R. All criticism is welcome.