Here's To Always Being Drunk: A Simpsons Song

by cosmickawaiiheart

Obviously, you should sing it to the tune of Avril Lavigne's Here's to Never Growing Up. The title thingy didn't have enough space for it to say it was a revision tho. Enjoy!

Chorus 1:

Singing Queen and Be-Sharps at the top of our lungs

With the jukebox blaring as I'm drinking my Duff

And I top all off with a sprinkled donut

Saying, "Here's to always being drunk!"

Verse 1:

Call up all my friends,

Get drunk this weekend

For the right reasons

Come on guys, let's go to Moe's!

Meet Moe at his bar

Half past twelve o' clock

Drinking all he's got

And we're eating all the eggs

Refrain:

Say we'll just stay forever

Stay, we can stay forever

Hey, we can stay forever drunk

Chorus 2:

Singing Queen and Be-Sharps at the top of our lungs

With the jukebox blaring as I'm drinking my Duff

And I top it all off with a sprinkled donut

Saying, "Here's to always being drunk!"

That stupid Mr. Burns can go kiss my ass

I'm like, "Yeah, whatever, I'm still living like that."

When the sun's going down, we'll be raising our mugs

Saying, "Here's to always being drunk!"

Oh whoa, oh whoa, here's to always being drunk!

Oh whoa, oh whoa, here's to always being drunk!

Verse 2:

We live like rock stars,

Wrecking up Moe's bar,

This is who we are,

I don't think we'll ever change

They say I'm so dumb

I need some freedom

From these bad humans

They're the ones who need to change

(Repeat Refrain)

(Repeat Chorus 2)

(Repeat Refrain)

(Repeat Chorus 2 only last stanza is sung twice)