It wasn't a dream
In the 3rd season premiere Lorelai wakes up to a lot of alarm clocks and goes downstairs to find Luke cooking her breakfast. She wakes up and finds out that it's a dream. But what if it wasn't a dream.
Lorelai wakes up with her Hello Kitty alarm clock going off at 7 am. She turns it off and another one rings and she turns that one off and suddenly the whole room is ringing.
"You are hilarious"
Lorelai walks downstairs and meets Luke in the kitchen who is making breakfast for her.
"Okay. Last night when I said to you Tomorrow, no matter what, make sure I get up at 7:00 what I actually meant was tomorrow,no matter what make sure I have the option of getting up at 7:00 in case when 7:00 comes I actually wanna get up. Which as it happened, I didn't. Therefore your're currently responsible for the great alarm clock slaughter of 2002."
"No survivors?"
"The one shaped like a bunny escaped with a mild decapitation." Lorelai sniffs her coffee. " This is decaf"
"What are you talking about?"
"You switched my coffee again."
"I'm a busy man I don't have time to sneak around switching your coffee. I have a diner to run. I have shipments to order. I have things to flip and fry. Will you stop that?"
Lorelai finds it under the sink.
Under the sink. Very clever. Bt not clever enough bucko.
Okay fine. You know what? I give up. Go one day without coffee.
"That's not giving up."
"I'll put a toy in your cereal"
"Dirty!"
"Fine. Here you win."
"Thank you."
"You're welcome. Now you're up you're fed. I'm leaving. "
"We need Q-tips"
"I'll alert the media."
"See that's better with the accent."
"The reference is enough. You'll learn that one day. I'll be home early. Anything besides the q-tips?"
"Cotton balls, world peace, Connie Chung's orignal face back-"
"Goodbye crazy sid and nancy"
"Leopold and Loeb."
"What?"
"I changed my mind. Don't tell Rory."
"Decaf"
"Never."
"They'll both have two heads."
"More to love."
Lorelai was happy. She was married to Luke and having twins with him. If this was what she expected 2 years ago is was very wrong. 2 years ago she was to be married to Rory's teacher Max. She did a whole planning and stuff. She was going to marry him until Luke came and brought her a chuppah. Her feelings changed right away. She didn't want to marry Max. She was in love with Luke and he felt the same way. 2 months later Lorelai and Luke started dating. Her parents didn't like that he came from a poor family. She didn't care she had Luke. They dated for about a year and a half until Luke proposed to her during Christmas. She was very happy. They got married 2 months after under the chuppah he built. They also expanded Lorelai's house for him and Jess. 4 months later Jess got in a accident and hurt Rory. Lorelai was furious and some words were said and Luke and Lorelai didn't say anything to each other. Luke moved back into his apartment and Lorelai went away. 1 month later Lorelai came back from a bad Friday night dinner and then found out that she is pregnant. She goes to tell Luke and he doesn't want to talk to her but she blurts out that she is pregnant. He said that it's not his we have been living different lives for 2 said she is 4 months so it's his. They apologize to each other and promise not to fight any more. The next week she finds out she is having twins. Luke faints to the floor. And now my story will begin.
3 months later
Luke and Lorelai are living at the Crap Shack with added rooms for Jess and the heads into the diner to get Luke.
"Luke. Where are you? I need to go to a doctor appointment and you said you would be there."
Lorelai sees him coming down from his apartment with a blond hair woman.
"Lorelai Hi. How are you doing today? Our my kids doing okay in there?"
"Yes. We have a doctors appointment at 3."
"Oh right. Sorry. I was going over financial stuff with Nicole here in my apartment for the store next door."
"Oh. You mean the soda shoppe."
"Yes. Are you ready?"
"Yes I am. Bye Nicole."
Lorelai and Luke rode to Hartford in silence until Luke spoke up.
"Lorelai. Are you doing okay? You seem really down."
"I'm fine. I was worried when you were coming downstairs with another woman."
"She's a lawyer. I hate lawyers besides I am married to you and having kids with you."
"She was eyeing you when you were coming down."
"No. She was not. Was she?"
"Yes she was. Then she saw me and told you that we had a appointment her eyes looked away."
"I really do not know what to say. She was looking at me really."
"Can we drop this please?"
"Yes. How's Rory doing."
"Good. Adjusting to the fact that she is not going to be a only child anymore and then made some jokes about us."
"Like what?"
"When he shoots he scores and stuff like that."
"Oh I can not picture Rory saying that."
"she didn't Sookie did. But you get the point."
"Ah jeez Lorelai. Do you have to talk about our sex life with Sookie."
"No. I'm sorry. I should think before I speak."
They arrive at the doctor's Office and are waiting for Dr. Scott to come out when Christopher comes in with his pregnant girlfriend.
"Chris um hi. I'm Lorelai and this is my husband Luke."
"Hi. How long have you been married."
"2 years and now we are having twins."
"Wow. Congrats. Sherry is only having one. Plus we are getting married. That's the right way to do it."
"Chris don't. You know we wouldn't have made it plus look at us now. I'm married and you are soon."
"I would have done something. Why did you run off?"
"I don't want to talk about this now."
Luke saw that Lorelai was upset and rushed over to her.
"Chris I think you should go. I don't want her upset."
"No. I'm not going. I have a appointment here today as well."
"What? I want you to leave and find another doctor or I will make sure you don't have anymore kids."
"Lor. Please."
"No. Go please."
Chris and Sherry left the doctors office.
After the doctors appointment Luke and Lorelai were riding home and Lorelai spoke up,
"He is bringing another child into this mess. He's an idiot."
"Let's just get home. I just don't want you upset anymore."
"Thanks. You are a great husband and soon to be dad."
"I know. I just want to make sure you are taken care of."
"In 4 months we will have our hands full."
"Part of me is ready but part of me is scared."
"Hey you don't have to push 2 babies out of you. Consider your self lucky."
"I know and I am aware of that."
"Hey. What's with being all down and stuff? Is it Chris or other stuff?"
"Other stuff. I just want you to know what ever happens now or in the future I will alway be here you and the babies."
"Okay. I heard that Rory and Jess are dating."
"Gross. Why? They are cousins that are living together it's creepy."
"Because we are married and they are cousins."
First chapter. Will get better from here.