Disclaimer: Loveless does not belong to me and if it did, then hey, wouldn't that be great?
Yayoi hadn't thought anything unusual was going on when he had first seen the two. Of course, he did wonder why they had so many bandages and the one had an eye patch, but still, nothing too bizarre.
"I'm Youji~! Nice to meet you!"
"I'm Natsuo~! Nice to meet you!"
They had come across as a little…obnoxious, but nothing dangerous or too weird about them. Though Yayoi did question why Ritsuka had rolled his eyes. They weren't that obnoxious.
"Why did you bring them with you, Soubi?" Ritsuka had asked that man who always waited for Ritsuka after school to pick him up. "They'll just make a scene."
"Everybody needs fresh air, Ritsuka. Would you keep a bird caged forever?"
"If the birds were them? Yes."
So Ritsuka didn't like Youji and Natsuo at all, it seemed. The situation was becoming a little more stranger, but…
"Ow!" Yayoi screeched. Had…had… "Who just pinched my butt?!" As soon as he had yelled it out, he had covered his mouth. He was still at the school gate! Now everybody was staring at him and he blushed crimson. He had just made a fool of himself and--
"So, I guess pinching that hard would hurt, huh?" Natsuo said.
Youji nodded. "Guess so."
Ritsuka looked irritated. "Leave Yayoi alone," he ordered.
Yayoi had been ready to agree with Ritsuka and just excuse himself so he could go home because now it was very much obvious why Ritsuka didn't like the two, but then he had felt himself tugged in between the two offenders.
"No. We like Yayoi-chan already!" Natsuo chirped, giving a lick to the boy's cheek. Yayoi squawked and tried to get away.
"Let me--!"
Youji nodded and with am evil grin, leaned in to steal Yayoi's first kiss he had been saving for Yuiko. Yayoi didn't move or open his mouth, but immediately gasped when he felt his lips licked at. Fortunately, for his sanity, Youji didn't take advantage of the accidental permission and pulled away.
"He's fun!"
Ritsuka looked even more irritated than he had before. "Soubi, take them home. Now. That's an order."
Soubi smiled. He didn't look disgruntled or even shocked. No, he looked amused and Yayoi wondered if it was safe for Ritsuka to go anywhere with him anymore. What kind of adult smiled at sexual assault?! "Okay then. Come on, you two, time to go home."
"Aw! But we were having fun!"
"We like our new friend!"
They did that to their friends?!
"Maybe you two can play some other time, but not now," Soubi said and the two boys finally went back over and left Yayoi alone.
"Fine then. We'll see you later, Yayoi-chan!"
"Don't ever forget us!"
And Yayoi was sure he could never forget them, even if he wanted to.
Notes: I think I might just ship this.