YO! WASSUP, DAWGS?! Shazer here. And this is "TEN DAYS OF COUPLES!"
So, in this fic, I write a one-shot about a couple. The couples are Leyna, Percabeth, Tratie, Pothena, Jasper, Thalico, Silendorf, and any other canon pairings you guys can think of. Well, the last one will be this Christmas party thingy. Oh, yeah. And they're based off of songs. First one, the Leyna thing, is "Girl of my Dreams," and then we'll go from there. The THALICO one, though, will be based off Jingle Bells. And it'll involve my parody of it. Which is HYSTERICAL!
So, on with the show, eh?!
THE GIRL OF LEO'S DREAMS
(Leo's POV)
Well, here it was: Another lonely Christmas. I'm used to spending my holidays in solitude, but, this time, there was a special girl I wanted to share with it.
And she didn't even know I existed.
Well, she actually DID know. I mean, after all, I fired ballistae on her camp! And she was pretty PISSED afterwards, too. Man, when Annabeth forced me to apologize, I thought she was gonna KILL me!
But, it was either apologize, or have Scary Blonde Chica mad at me. I'd take apologize any day.
Still, though...I felt lonely. Can you imagine?! ME, Leo Valdez, the Repair Boy, the ORIGINAL human torch! LONELY!
As everyone walked around camp, I stood under a sprig of miseltoe. I hoped that someone would walk underneath. But no one did. A few Aphrodite girls, chatting with their Roman siblings, walked by. They giggled as they saw me, but walked right past.
I needed a special someone. I spent the whole quest as the seventh wheel, after all!
"Hey, Leo? What's up?" a voice asked.
Stratled, I flung my hand around, smacking someone-or someTHING-in the face.
"OWOWOWOWOW!" that person yelled. I turned to see Jason clutching a hand over his nose.
"Aw, man. I'm so sorry? Tissue?" I offered Jason a hanky that had DEFINITELY seen better days.
He gave it a weird look. Most people do that for some reason when I offer them a tissue. I have no idea why, though.
"Um, I'll pass," he decided. Shrugging, I stuffed it back in my pocket.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
Jason shrugged. "Walking around, throwing snowballs, the usual. You?"
I shuffled my feet nervously. "Um..."
Jason smirked, crossing his arms. "Waiting for someone?"
I turned red from the tips of my ears to my shoes.
"Let me guess. Reyna?" Jason laughed as I nodded sloooooooowly.
I tried to change the subject. "Um, your nose is bleeding, and there's blood on your gloves."
Jason examined his nose, then his gloves. He paled as he murmured, "Oh, crap. Piper's gonna KILL me..."
"What?"
Jason gestured the gloves towards me. "These are HER gloves!"
Oh, crap. I did NOT want Beauty Queen mad at me. "Well, can't she get new ones?"
Jason stared at me. "Um, these are NEW, they were the LAST in stock, and it's IMPOSSIBLE to get stains out of them!"
Crap squared. "HIDE THEM-wait. Why are you wearing them in the first place?"
Jason rolled his eyes. "They're an early Christmas present!"
Crap squared times crud squared. "NOW what?!"
"Hey, guys!" a voice said. We both turned around, Jason hiding his hands behind his back.
Oh, no. Oh no oh no oh no no no no! It was Piper!
"So, Jason, how do you like you present?" she asked.
"It's fine..." he trailed off.
"Can I see?" Piper asked brightly.
"Um..." Before Jason could answer, she had noticed the blood on his face.
"WHAT HAPPENED?!" she screamed in a voice that could be heard in Canada
IN CANADA
A man looked up from his newspaper. "Dear?" he asked.
"Yes?" his wife emerged from the kitchen.
"Did you just hear someone scream, 'WHAT HAPPENED?!'"
IN CAMP HALF-BLOOD
"Oh, gods! Did it get on your gloves?!" she moaned, yanking them from behind his back. She moaned, "Oh, Jason! They're ruined!" as she saw the stains. "What DID you do?!"
Now, Jason, the guy who doesn't put the blame on others when something happens., pointed at me and said, "It's Leo fault!"
"Gee, THANKS, Jason..." I grumbled sarcastically.
Piper turned towards me, fire in her eyes. "LEOOOOOOO!"
"Gotta run!" I yelled, already sprinting for dear life. Piper kept up the chase. "LEO, HOW DARE YOU RUIN JASON'S PRESENT!"
I'm pretty sure this Christmas would be remembered as The-Christmas-That-Beauty-Queen-Killed-Repair-Boy.
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE! (That's my linebreak BTW)
(Reyna' POV)
Another Christmas alone. Now, as being Praetor of a HUGE camp, I ALWAYS went to the Christmas party. But, usually, I would just stand in the corner. Sometimes, I would talk with Jason.
But, last Christmas, I didn't go. Jason had disappearEd, and I was worried sick. That was my loneliest Christmas I've ever had.
But, this year, it was about to get even lonelier.
Y'see, I like this kid. He's smart, funny, totally ADHD, and a repair wonder.
His name is Leo Valdez.
I definitely knew him. Well, he DID wreck half of my camp this summer! I was ready to kill him when Annabeth made him apologize. But, after that, I had cooled down some, so we talked a little, and learned some stuff about each other.
And that was when I had started to like him.
This Christmas, all the campers were celebrating. Chiron had invited me and the Romas to join us, and the vote was unanimous. Only because Octavian had disappeared in the Final Battle, though.
But as the other Romans were hitting it with their Greek counterparts, I sat alone, sharpening my knife. I tuned out all the other noise as I sat on the front porch of the Hades cabin, the loneliest part of the camp. Also the quietest. And most peaceful.
Until The Chase led there.
"ACK! Pardon me, Beauty Queen is CRAZED! ARGH! Excuse me! GANGWAY!" I heard a familiar voice draw closer and closer. I looked up to see Leo rush past, Piper close at his heels.
"LEO VALDEZ, YOU ARE BEYOND DEAD!" she shrieked like a bat.
Leo's response was, "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"
Sighing, I set down my knife. I watched them as she chased him once, twice, thrice, around the cabin. Finally, as Leo created a gap between them, I yanked him by the shirt, and dragged him inside.
"HEEE-oh, wait," Leo stopped screaming as he saw it was just me.
"WHAT happened?!" I demanded, shoving him on the bed. I turned and locked the door, so that nobody could come in.
He looked up, grinning sheepishly. "Um...I might've accidentally ruined Jason's Christmas present..."
"HOW?!" I sighed, flopping down on a chair.
He twiddled his fingers as the story spilled out. Afterwards, I nodded slowly. "Ah. No wonder she wants to kill you!"
"Is she gone?!" he squeaked nervously, jumping up. His face grew red with embarrassment.
I looked out the window. Piper stood in front of the door, fuming. When she saw me at the window, she matched over, screaming, "YOU BETTER NOT BE DOING SOMETHING IN THERE!" I winced as she stormed off.
"Why WOULD we?!" Leo asked nervously. "As of now, we're only friends," he muttered, sounding disappointed.
Wait a second...disappointed?
"Are you disappointed that we are friends?" I demanded, pivoting on my heel.
Leo blushed a deep scarlet. "Maybe..." he mumbled.
I smirked. "Let's bring this out on the porch."
Despite Leo protesting that Piper could've snuck back on the porch, I dragged him out there. "So, you are disappointed?" I asked again, facing him, arms crossed.
He developed a sudden interest in the floor. "Yes..." He looked up at me, staring me in the eyes. "I like you!" he blurted out. Then, realizing what he had just said, blushed. "Did I just really say that out loud to you?" he squeaked again.
WHOA. He. Liked. ME?! I sat down on the ground, my head spinning. But I couldn't help smiling just a little. "Yes!" I told him.
He sat down, head in his hands, mortally embarrassed. "Oh, man..."
"And I like you."
"Well, it's okay if you don't like-wait." He looked up, eyes filled with hope. "You LIKE me?!"
I nodded, blushing, picking at my nails.
"Dang..." Leo whispered. Only he didn't say "Dang." I frowned disapprovingly.
Just as I opened my mouth to say something, a voice interrupted. "What are you doing?!"
Me and Leo looked up to see Nico standing by the door, frowning. "So?" he repeated.
"We were talking!" Leo answered, grinning a grin that would've made Spongebob proud.
"Ah. Look above you," Nico advised as he walked inside his cabin.
We both looked up at the exact same time. There, right above us, was a sprig of miseltoe. Attached to it was a huge pink tag with the words:
TO LEO AND REYNA
LOVE, PIPER! 3
"PIPER!" we both yelled.
Piper herself, along with Percy, Annabeth, Frank, Hazel, Travis and Connor, Katie, Jason, and others walked up, laughing. Some of them had cameras.
"Just kiss!" Piper exclaimed, giggling.
"FINE." Before I could answer, Leo had swept me up, and planted his lips on mine. At first, I was surprised by his swift move, but soon, a feeling of warmth spread over me. Then I realized what it was.
"Um, Leo? Your hair is on fire," Thalia pointed out.
"HOLY CRAP!" Leo yelled, running around. I had to kiss him again to get him to calm down.
It was the best Christmas of my life.
Did you enjoy? Also, the tenth chappie will have a surprise couple!
Nico: WHO?! WHO?!
Me: Sheesh, calm DOWN, you're sounding like an owl!
Nico: *pouts*
Me: Nico, if you don't remove that look from your face in 5 seconds, I'll kiss you.
Nico: But-
Me: 54321! *kisses him*
Nico: Don't you have a boyfriend? *wiping off lips*
Me: T.T HE'S FICTIONAL!
Nico: And I'M fictional, too!
Me: Then how are you standing right here?!
Nico: ...
Me: ...
Nico: ...
Me: I thought so.
Deranged Shadow Fangirl