Greetings, I'm gonna upload a story or a bunch of drabbles for one of my favorite nations, France, I only know some French, just so you all know, so I may not be doing very well translating or I may only translate things I can understand and make sense.

Happy reading! :3

Chapitre Un

Another meaningless conference, Anglettere et Amerique were arguing again..at least when I made a comment stupid England wouldn't get his discreetly-rebellious head in my business, maybe he knew that I was having a rough time, I don't really know, but it's hard to decipher anything with countries anymore.

"Let me go, I'm going to shoot that brat!" Romania snarling at Bulgaria, red eyes flashing at Sealand, "Shut up, you stupid demon! He's a child," Hungary poorly trying to defend Sealand and turning on her long-term rival.

"Why are you always telling me what I can and can't do?! I'm a freakin' country, Arthur!" oh dear,

"Use proper English, you whelp!" Angleterre snarled back at his formal country name, he'd often count that as disrespect in situations like these, I sighed heavily, "England..be kind to the boy.." the ex-British Empire turned on me from a few seats down the table, emerald-like eyes glowering before he barked back to me, "-And you Francis, you think just because this is-" my face contorted into a pained grimace, all the countries voices blurred in my head, Turkey and Greece began to argue, Cyprus and his petit frère trying to break them up. I spotted Prussia next to his frère, whom was close to standing and trying to gain control over the situation again, Spain caught my eye, mouthing, "Don't do it, mi amigo.." I sympathetic frown gracing his caramel complexion.

Et je lost it.

"All of you! Silence, Sil vous plait!" I shouted, screamed. The hall went quiet, Prussia broke the silence, "..about time..." he mumbled to Denmark as the latter snickered, only to have his jaw connect with the table from Norvège yanking his red tie down under the table, "Merci, Norvège." the mostly silent nation nodded, a rare and soft smile floating across his pale lips, "Not a problem,"

I nodded, turning to the rest of the countries, "We're in mon home, so all I ask is that you listen et are calme, d'accord?" the younger nations nodded, I huffed and turned to the rest of the allies, eyeing them cautiously, "I wonder if it was really good to consider you allies.." I let Germany and Italy take charge of the meeting.