THE YUFFIE JOURNALS

THE COMPLETION OF THE "FINAL FANTASY VII" GANG

I met them in a forest near this pyramid- like thinggy that I later found out was the Temple of the Ancients. I was walking around trying to find some good materia. Then I heard voices. It was Cloud and the others. (Of course. DUH!) He was leading,(well, he is the hero in FFVII. The main, main character. I'm just a main character. YUFFIE!) then came Aeris and a red furball with a flaming tail named Red XIII.

I can't believe I, the Great Ninja Yuffie, got defeated by these amateurs! But I did. It so wasn't fair though! Three to one! Anyways, after they defeated me, we had this crappy conversation that really no one could follow. (How lame!) All I know is that it got me joined to the gang. (I really just did it for the materia.)

I met the others inside the broken down airplane, the Tiny Bronco. It really was tiny, and a piece of crap- ola! There was Barrett, Tifa, Cid, Cait Sith, and- oh, that's it. They were sailing off toward Mimble, Nimble, Nimblelala, something, whatever, that was supposed to be Cloud and Tifa's burned down hometown. But when we got there, NOTHING, I repeat, NOTHING, was burned down. Like brand spankin' new! We crossed the little square and kinda split up. Cloud took me and Aeris to this old mansion called Shinra Mansion. (I think he took me cause he doesn't trust me. GOOD! He SHOULDN'T trust me! HAHAHA!) Cloud started looking around. Pretty boring. He went upstairs into this junky old room. There was a safe in there that looked new though. I wanted to know what was in there. Maybe some Great Materia! Too bad it wasn't. Cloud told us to find the code.

We split up even more. I went into the other room. It was full of weird plants. I overturned one of the unused saucers. there was a number underneath it. 36. Odd. Then I searched under another pot. Nothing, and so I gave up. Heck, I don't give a dip if it doesn't have materia in it. So I went back to the safe room. No one was there. I waited, and waited, and waited. Finally, Aerith came in and the 5 minutes later Cloud did. Aeris found two freakin' numbers. Ok, one is enough. But I guess it paid off. Could(like me!)also found one number, and a note that was supposed to explain the safe and the secrets in the mansion. I think.

Cloud started putting the numbers in. I watched him. 36, 10, 59, 97. It unlocked and then before you know it, some freakin' idiot monster decides to attack us! Cloud runs up and attacks its side with lightning fast reflexes(I guess from being a mercenary.) The monster then starts, like, howling in pain. Weakling! I quickly threw my shuriken and it slices one of the monster's stupid limbs off and drenches me with monster blood/ooze. Yuck! Aerith then whacks it with her staff. The monster suddenly engulfs me in a cloud of purple crap and I'm suddenly confused. I think I accidentally attacked Aeris because Cloud whacked me with the blunt end of his sword. OUCH! Then Cloud plays hero and destroys the monster. YAY! He reaches out to pull open the safe door and I hold my breath. It was a stupid key! Rusty even! Who knows how long that coulda been in there! Cloud examines it and then says he knows where it's used. I'm like, wanting to get out of there. The place was freaky.

Cloud tells us to follow him. And we do.(Just cause I feel like it!) We all go down this secret entryway in the bedroom. Then creepier music starts to play and I'm like, SHUT UP ALREADY! We get to the end of the winding stairs and into the basement/creepy underground tunnel. There are skeletons in there! SKELETONS! Cloud steps out and goes to the end of the tunnel and turns to his left and there's an old, crappy, wooden door with a rusty handle and lock. He places the key in there and it opens. There's like, millions(okay, I'm exaggerating) coffins. He opens one with the lid on. I look at Aerith. I looks like she's 'bout to faint from the death. I look back at the coffin. There's a man there with long black hair. Woah and wow! He's wearin' a cool looking blood red cloak and a metal arm. Awesome, but no materia. Darn! Shinra's like, supposed to be obsessed with materia!

The man looked perfectly preserved! It looked like he'd just died yesterday. Then he opens his eyes. SO FREAKY! They were red. He sat up. Looked at all of us then started talkin' 'bout why he was in there and blah, blah, blah! Then he said to leave him to sleep in that coffin. Leave him at once. I tried to bolt outta that weirdo place but then I remembered that Cloud and Aerith's' materia wasn't goin' anywhere so I stayed put. Cloud stared at the replaced coffin lid and then walked away. Aerith was out second. I bet she had bile in her throat. We left the coffin room and just reached the stairs when what's- his- name shouted at us that he would join our gang just to make Shinra pay for what their crazy scientist Hojo, did to the person he loved.

His name was Vincent Valentine. And... dun- dun- dun ...That was the Completion of the FFVII gang!

Next entry: Wutai (MY HOMETOWN!)

Next time: Come see what it was like for me when I stole Cloud and gang's materia.(Cloud hitting me in that pot was NOT fun hears banging STOP IT RIGHT NOW!) And also when Don Corneo tried to make me his wife. Pukes Uh, this could take some time.