Disclaimer: I do not own Naurto
Inner Sakura, Inner Naruto, and Inner Kakashi sat around a table playing cards. "Do you have
an eight," Inner Sakura asked. "Go blowfish," Inner Naruto screamed, falling off his chair.
"Dumbass," Inner Kakashi said, as he picked his nose through his purple mask. "Man, you're so
gross," Inner Sakura said, making her hair stand straight up with her ultra cool special effects
power. "Don't make me sick my pet Kybil on you two" Inner Naruto yelled, pointing at Inner
Sakura and Inner Kakashi. "Just try it wimp," Inner Sakura said, pounding her fist on the table
making the deck of cards fly off the table and rain down like confetti. Inner Kakashi pulled out a
pick and a can of aerosol hairspray and started to poof up his hair even more. "Stop polluting my
ozone," Inner Sakura pointed her finger and yelled at him. Inner Kakashi sprayed her in the face
with the hairspray. "Ha ha, you look like a stupid retard," Inner Naruto pointed at her and
laughed. "That's it you two are going to die," Inner Sakura screamed and made herself grow ten
times her size. Inner Kakashi and Inner Naruto ran for their lives. Inner Sakura started chasing
them and they ran into a black and red world. "I hate these colors," Inner Kakashi whined,
pulling out his compact and checking his hair. "You're such a fashionista," Inner Sakura said as
she slapped him upside the head. Inner Kakashi screamed and immediately started fixing his
hair. "Welcome to my world of pain," they turned around and saw Inner Itachi standing behind
them with his katana. "Geez, what a drama queen" Inner Naruto pointed out as he scratched his
butt. "Stop picking your ass," Inner Sakura nagged. "Hey, you guys are supposed to be afraid of
me. Don't you think that I'm terrifying?" Inner Itachi asked tapping his foot impatiently. "I think
you have bad taste in colors," Inner Kakashi said making his hair poof up even more. "Wow,
he's really hot!" Inner Sakura exclaimed with drool running down her chin. She ran up to Inner
Itachi and ripped her clothes off screaming, "take me now." Both Inner Naruto and Inner
Kakashi were blown backward by their own nosebleeds. "Well, if you insist" Inner Itachi
wrapped her up in his cloak and carried her off on a horse into his red sunset. Inner Naruto and
Inner Kakashi looked at each other confused as they stuck tampons up their noses to stop the
bleeding. "What a whore," Inner Naruto spat as he stood back up. "I like pink," Inner Kakashi
admitted and flipped out his compact and once again began to poof his hair. "Dude, don't you
know that big hair went out in the eighties," Inner Naruto crossed his arms at him. "It makes me
look taller," Inner Kakashi said, shrugging his shoulders. Inner Naruto grinned evilly and threw
a bucket of water on Inner Kakashi. "No, I'm melting," Inner Kakashi screamed, and started to
run around in circles. Inner Naruto died from laughing so hard at him. Inner Kakashi pulled out
his handy-dandy hairdryer and started blow-drying his wet hair. "Well, I think I'll go to the mall.
They are having a special on purple," he said as he mounted his unicorn, and headed to the
nearest rainbow.
AN: Well I know that that was a useless story but I had it circling around in my head. Please review and if you guys like it I might make a sequel.