Disclaimer: I do NOT own Tom & Jerry or its characters. Tom & Jerry belongs to William Hanna, Joseph Barber, Cartoon Network, Metro-Goldnyn-Mayer, and Boomerang.

Author's Note: Well, I was looking around my room one day when I found this story. I wrote it as an assignment back when I was in Sixth Grade; which was back in 2004. I looked over this story and the grammar and spelling sucked. So, I revised this story not only because of the grammar and spelling, but I realized this story was my true first FanFiction. Now, that I have fixed the story I wish to share it with all of you. Please enjoy and don't flame too much. I kept it close to the original as I could, maybe too close to the original.

The Tom and Jerry Parody

One bright morning at 8:00, Jerry woke up and he wanted some cheese. "I hope Tom is asleep," Jerry said.

But Tom was not asleep, he was wide awake, "Jerry thinks I am still asleep."

Jerry comes out of his mouse hole. The out jumps Tom from nowhere. "Ah!" Jerry screamed, "You're awake!"

"Yes, I tricked you, Jerry. You fool, you know when I wake up," Tom said.

"When is that, Tom?" Jerry asked.

"6:00," Tom answered as he started to chase Jerry up, down, and all around the house.

Spike heard a loud crash in the house; he got up and went to the window, "what the heck is going on in there?" He looked deeper in the house and saw Jerry jump then run from Tom's hands.

Jerry jumped in the dishes and hide behind a plate. Tom grabbed a knife and poked at the plate Jerry was behind. But Jerry saw the blade and moved up behind Tom. Jerry grabbed another knife and poked Tom in the butt.

"Ah!" Tom screamed out loud, "You idiot, that hurt."

"So," Jerry said.

Tom looked at Jerry in mean look. Jerry's eyes widened so Jerry ran again, but Tom was so mad that he ran super fast and caught Jerry.

"Ha-ha, ha-ha," Tom laughed, "I have got you know, Jerry."

"No, please spare me," Jerry pleaded.

"Spare you?" Tom asked, "Ha-ha, ha-ha, you make me laugh you little fool," so as fast as a speeding bullet Tom ate Jerry.

Spike saw Tom eat Jerry and jumped in the window and hit Tom on top of the head.

"Ouch!" Tom screamed, "That hurt!"

"I meant for it to hurt!" Spike yelled, "Now get out!"

"Okay," Tom said and he went outside heading to the trash can.

"Thanks pal," Jerry said.

"No problem, little buddy," Spike said and opened the refrigerator getting Jerry a piece of cheese.

Jerry went back to his mouse hole and ate the piece of cheese, "Mmm," Jerry said, "That was good."

Tom continued to try and catch Jerry and eat him for good; except Spike will always be on Jerry's side.

The End