I have had the BEST IDEA EVER when I was taking a shower tonight… what if the Avatar people get abducted into our galaxy… and most importantly, what if I ABDUCT THEM AND FORCE THEM TO DO RANDOM THINGS! If you want to read random stories, this is the place!
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"Ughhh… where are we?" Toph managed to whisper.
"You… are on Earth." A mysterious voice replied.
Katara looked around, confused. "What's all this stuff? What's that weird black box?"
"That, Katara, is called a television set. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mike. You are here for one reason, and one reason only. To entertain the humans of this world, and do what I command."
Azula stood up, brushing her clothes. "And why would we do that, human scum!"
Mike chuckled. "Because, if you don't do it, I will be forced to show an embarrassing picture of you and Jet making out, a picture of Katara sneaking off with the cabbage man in the middle of the night, and I will be forced to make the Dai Li brainwash your minds, so you will do the things I say anyways."
Ty Lee stood up, and asked, "Who are the Dai Li?"
"The Dai Li are a group of people with extraordinary skills. Their leader, Long Feng, made a treaty and a deal with me. If I command the Dai Li for the time span of the time you are here, then I will get him back to your galaxy… safely. You see, I control your fate now, so I suggest you follow my instructions…"
Mike returned to his usual cheery demeanor, and walked out the door, pausing on the way. "I suggest you all rest. You have a long day tomorrow."
They had no intention with sharing the same room with one another, but since they knew complaining was futile, they decided to get the best of what they have. They all went to sleep.
Mike secretly watched them with a surveillance camera, hidden inside the room. "Excellent. This, I believe, is going to be great fun…"
(A/N I will start to use script now, because it will greatly reduce the number of words and time.)
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Day 1
Mike: Good morning! Today you will be watching a short episode of a show called Friends!
Aang: What's an episode?
Mike: JUST WATCH THE DAMN SCREEN! (walks out of room, object known as the TV turns on, music starts to play)
TV: …love life's DOA! It's like your stuck in second gearrrr…
The group: …
Sokka: I'm hungry.
(30 minutes later)
Mike: How was it?
Katara: Weird
Aang: Random
Iroh while sniffing: Sooo… sad…
Toph: I couldn't see
Mike: Oh right, sorry… So, I hope you've all paid attention, cause you are going to ACT ONE OF THE SCENCES OUT!
Everyone else: WHAT?
Mike: Katara, you are going to be Rachel. Zuko, you are Ross. Sokka is Joey. Toph is Phoebe. Aang is Chandler. The rest of you get the day off, consider yourselves lucky.
Avatar/Friends crew: WHAT? How come they get to rest?
Mike: Now now, we wouldn't want to have some… authorities come here, would we?
…
Mike: I thought so.
(everyone except Avatar/Friends crew and Mike go out of room. Mike hands out scripts to the crew.)
Mike: Alright, let's start.
Katara, looking at script: Wait, but if we have to follow the show exactly, then that means… I'M GOING TO KISS SOKKA?
Everyone except Mike, who laughs hysterically: EWWWWWWWWW.
Mike, reads director's version of script aloud: We start at "Sokka and Katara's" apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Ross stares at them.
Katara: At least I don't kiss my own brother…
Everyone else: Agreed.
Mike: So you think...Alright, Katara and Sokka stand here (points to spot) and Zuko, you stand here (points to other spot around 10 feet away from first spot)
Zuko: I refuse to be part of a comedy act!
Mike: LETS START THIS, PEOPLE! OR I WILL RECORD IT AND POST IT UP ON THE INTERNET!
Toph: What's a Internet?
Mike: …
(More to be posted up soon!)