This is a Steven Universe version of the anime "Himouto Umaru-chan." I hope you like this parody!
"Our fellow Crystal Gem, Pearl is beautiful and smart.
She is gifted with many talents.
She also a straight A student.
She has many friends and is adored by everyone.
She never gives up on her hardwork and studies almost everyday all day."
At least. That is what everyone thinks…
The second Pearl walks through the door of their home… She shrinks. She runs to her computer to play games. In fact, she is going to stay at that computer all day.
"Yep. This is our fellow Crystal Gem, Pearl. Our lazy little Pearl. She does nothing but eat chips, drink cola, and using electronics! This is her himono life. She even wears a hamster hoodie! I mean, what is more cuter than that? She is even lazier than Amethyst. She refuses to help out on missions and never leaves her computer. Ever since Steven was born, she has become even more lazier and lazier. I really hope things go back to how they first were.
Sincerely, Garnet.