*As link wanders in the Mysterious woods he talks to his faithful horse epona* Link: "epona when do you think we will find navi or find a way out of these woods?" Epona: shakes her head wildly and rears up tossing link off her back. Link: "Ow!, Bitch" he says to epona with a thug hitting the ground. *epona rears up again almost smashing his bow that he dropped when he fell off her, dashing as fast as he could right before she crushed him under her weight* Link: "what is it girl?" he says getting up and looking around. *Suddenly link sees something gleaming in the shadows. He pulls out an arrow and pulls back tightly on the string of the bow. He summons the light from within him to form the legendary "Arrow of light". As he let go of the arrow it goes flying at a great speed barely missing his target, but what his foe did not know was that when the arrow hit the tree a great flash of light spread so that link was able to see his opponent but in a blink of eye it was gone.* Link: "what the hell was that?" ???: "you really shouldn't swear you know." Link: "?!" Link - epona: "who goes there", link says with a stern voice and epona tossing her head. ???: "don't fear me boy." Link: "boy!, boy! For your information I'm 13 years old!" *now link was pissed* and who the hell are you anyway!" *steps out from behind a tree* keaton: "my name is keaton",she says with a calm soothing yet eerie voice. Link: "k..k..k..k..k..." Keaton: "speechless, I see", she says with a smirk. Link: "wow! I'd never thought that I'd ever see a real one, man this is so cool!" link says with excitement, " but where the hell did you come from?" Keaton: points her head at a tree "there" Link: "were you that thing that I almost hit with my arrow?" Keaton: "no" shaking her head "and don't refer me as **thing** and since your such a smart mouth I guess I should tell our people who are reading this.." Link: "who?, what people?, I don't see no people" *starts looking around even under keaton's tails* keaton: *now with a big head yelling at link* "you stay away from there you little punk ass kid!!!!!!" @*?!#%*!#@!?*&% link: "I was just looking for the people" keaton: *now really pissed* "well, now that your being a little brat why don't I tell then how old you really are!" *has evil grin an evil evil grin* starts laughing "mauhahahahahaha!!!!!!" link: *all serious and pissed off at the same time* "you wouldn't dare" keaton: "oh yes I would" *high pitched squeaky voice* *Start staring at each other but Keaton breaks the seal by yelling out how old link really is* keaton: "he's only really seven years old!!!!" link: "what the *bleep* you sayin you *bleepin* mutated fox!!!" keaton: "what the *bleep* you sayin bout me!" link: "I called you a *bleepin* mutated fox!! Keaton: "that's it!!!" Link: "oh ya, you bet bitch" Me: 0_0; ......... Battle!!!!! *Than link and keaton start to beat each other up* ( Symbol for link when yelling - ! Symbol for keaton when yelling - ¼¦® ) !: %$&$#^ ÞÞ?®: O*(&%&%^# !: &#&^#%^$ ®:%*%!#%&$#&^*(^3 !: *&)$^&$^&##^&@# ®: #$*#%^( !: @&$^&)%*@$^(^&$#%*#^&#%^@$%*@$%^*#%& ®: #^)#%#^)$*%$*%^^*@$&!$%*! Me: "this goes on for a while so you might want to go to the next chapter or come back in a little while" Viewer: "0_0 um ok" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~