Cardcaptors story type thingy : Shiney card.

Chapter 1: Sakura go boom (nothing sick intended)

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Disclaimer type thingy: We, da authors, have never seen the undubbed show of the first part of the final judgement(So it will be very screwed up.). The peeps who wrote this have very bad grammer and sentence structer (You should see the copy before I did spell check! I left some mistakes in there just to spite my computer though). In japapanese Touya = Tory, Yukito = Julian, Tomoyo = Madison, Syaoron = Lee. There is some mild guy guy and lemons. Everything in backets is something we, the authors, are saying or adding. Sakura means Chery blossem in japanese. If you like this story (and even if u don't) we suggest you read "Why it's better to wait" (it's about Allen finding out he has S.T.D's, all of them! Even ones only found in male Lions. ^_^ ). Feel free to flame us or give us spoilers. (Though if you DO flame us we have nice big flame throwers of our own.) (This story is filled with spoilers.) We're crazy and hyper (not a good combonation!). If ya want to be like us mix juice with 3 heeping teaspoons of sugar. There is are no 'shiney' or 'florescent' or 'not so florescent' cards. We screwed the show up so they're older (and can do stuff, if you catch my drift.) We don't own any pokémon. We don't own Allen (form Escaflowne) or Britney Spears (Thank GOD!) or any of the cardcapter characters, Lee, Julien, Sakura etc.We do own the male teacher though (hint hint). Umm.As for Winky (chapter 5 & 6) he's a stuffed toy who's belly button resembles something else ^_- ! And those of you who can guess when this chapter actually starts win a prize."Winky!" Says 'Jeninerferferface.Atama' (That's Jens name of the week.) Jen's name changes a lot throughout the story but rest assured it's the same person. This story is kinda sick (Gotta luv those lemons says Kuki- atama!). If you don't have a sick mind some of the "hint hints" wont make sense to you.Did ya know that the person who plays Kerobaroes's (big Kero)voice is the same person who does Dornkirks voice. Oh yeah!.For some strange reason this story shifts from past tense to present so don't think we didn't notice.

Sakura is dreaming : She's looking into Lee's eyes when she notices that his forehead and hair is really shiny. Suddenly it becomes so shiny she is blinded, then it fades and she realises he has long blond hair and blue eyes (hint hint).

Then she wakes up in a cold sweat after the nightmare. She blinks in surprise when she realises she's late. She quickly she gets ready and races towards her school on her roller blades. As she races out the door she jumps into the air and realises too late that Julien is standing there half- asleep. A large sweatdrop forms on Sakura's head as she quickly jumps to her feet. Her face becomes crimson (reddish colour) as she realises the positions they were in after the crash. Noticing he has no idea what the hell happened she races away. She suddenly she crashes into yet another person. Though this person wasn't half asleep, they fell into another all to comfortable position. Lee can't help but smile at the crimsoned faced Sakura. In a falsely low voice that no person has ever heard from this carecter, Lee says "Why Sakura, you're quite blossoming today." An extremely scared crosses Sakura's face and she instantly turns and skated in the other direction. Sakura finally arrives at school after running into a door (OH MY GOD SHE'S TURNING INTO JENINERFERFERFACE.ATAMA!) She takes her spot in the back of the class stares cheerfully at the chalkboard (a little to cheerfully says Jenneneneneneni-face.) After everyone takes their spots the MALE teacher walks in closely followed by a very shiney person (hint hint.). Allen and the teacher exchange suggestive glances and winks then the teacher announces him "Class, this is Allen *Sparkle* Shezar. Now, Mr. Sparkle please go sit where ever you want." As he neared Sakura, she realized what he was wearing , a tiny belly top with the words "Sexy bosey" written across his chest, he was also wearing tight leather pants. He suddenly stopped at her desk and said "Hi Sakura" as sooo many had done before. Unexpectedly he planted his big fat ugly little butt on her lap. The male teacher and Lee's face turned green with envy. Strangely Madison's face adopted a similar colour. Madison stared starry eyed at her new found love (Allen, not Sakura 'unlike the japanese version'.)