Disclaimer: I do not Slam Dunk.
I've warned you. Don't read if you hate Ruharu!
Kaede Rukawa a man in his mid-twenties was suddenly awakened by the crying of an eight-month old baby girl named Abigail. It was one in the morning and the said man is definitely not a morning person. Standing up and proceeding to the room next to his, he decided to pick up and rock the baby in his arms.
"Now, now stop crying. This is you're mom's fault. If she didn't leave you here then we are both not whining. You would be sleeping peacefully in your mother's arm and as for me, I can get all the sleep that I want without anyone disturbing."
After all those words, the baby seem to stopped from her crying but then resumed it after a minute enough to awaken every soul living in the floor they are staying at.
"Abi stop crying. Your mom will return soon I hope" while cradling the baby.
"Ssh. . . You're not even wet so stop crying will you?"
The baby seemed to understand what her uncle's telling her. She stopped crying and was brought back to her crib. The impatient uncle returned to his room, as he was about to get the tick of his sleep, he heard another cry. Impatience is getting into he's nerve as he instantly got up and went to the baby. Without taking the baby in his arm he started humming so as to make the baby stop. The baby didn't care if her uncle is humming or singing, her crying gets louder and louder as time passes.
"Okay fine Abi." He again cradled the baby in his arms.
"This is the deal. I'll give you all my collector items basketball shoes and I'll even name the new game software that i am developing now after you if only you stop crying and go back to sleep".
Still the baby remained crying.
"What the . . . Abi I'm getting pissed. This is my final offer to you. I'll give you half of my estate and I will transfer all my bank accounts in your name. See you'll secure your own future if you only shut your crying mouth and go to sleep."
"This baby is getting on my nerves. I love her but I can't tolerate this any longer. Where the hell is Karen?"
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