Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh or Seto's hobos.
A/N: this is an AU fic. Don't feel bad if you can't understand it. I don't think even I understand it, and I wrote it. Be warned! You may never want to eat sautéed food again.
Hallucinations
Seto POV
I sat down for dinner in my unnecessarily large dinning hall. The walls were clear crystal, the floor pure gold, 48 useless seats (we only use 2), and hobos off the streets posing as statues. Yes, the room seems pointless, but what am I to do with my money? Do I eat it? I've already tried that and trust me, it is no good. Now back to the story.
I sat down for dinner. Tonight's meal was fried Bakura, sautéed Yugi, green Anzu, and Duke Wine. "Delicious" I growled as I stuffed a fried Bakura in my mouth.
Holy Weevils!!!! You're going to eat us?" the sautéed Yugi yelled.
"Oh my Ra, my dinners talking to me" I said as I started to poke at it with my fork.
"Stop that, you're hurting us!" My dinner yelled back at me. The sautéed Yugi then jumped off of my plate and began running around the dinning hall.
"This room never ends does it?!" My food yelled frantically.
"Hobos, attack!!" I yelled to the statues. Suddenly, a swarm of homeless people were scattered across the floor trying to catch my dinner.
"I caught it" yelled Rex who happened to be one of my hobos.
"Never" replied my dinner as it bit Rex and jumped out a window.
Now normal POV
"I'm starving" Ryou cried as he held out his hands. Suddenly the sautéed Yugi fell out of the sky and landed in his hands. (Don't ask how that happened)
"Help! Seto Kaiba's after me. He wants to eat me for dinner!" Yugi cried.
Ryou then morphed into Bakura, licked his teeth and said "To bad." He bit off Yugi's legs and with an evil laugh hopped on to his motorcycle and rode off.
Yugi was left to rot. Thankfully though, one of Seto's hobos found him and brought him back home. Ra only knows where the poor sautéed Yugi is now.
The End!
A/N: this is an AU fic. Don't feel bad if you can't understand it. I don't think even I understand it, and I wrote it. Be warned! You may never want to eat sautéed food again.
Hallucinations
Seto POV
I sat down for dinner in my unnecessarily large dinning hall. The walls were clear crystal, the floor pure gold, 48 useless seats (we only use 2), and hobos off the streets posing as statues. Yes, the room seems pointless, but what am I to do with my money? Do I eat it? I've already tried that and trust me, it is no good. Now back to the story.
I sat down for dinner. Tonight's meal was fried Bakura, sautéed Yugi, green Anzu, and Duke Wine. "Delicious" I growled as I stuffed a fried Bakura in my mouth.
Holy Weevils!!!! You're going to eat us?" the sautéed Yugi yelled.
"Oh my Ra, my dinners talking to me" I said as I started to poke at it with my fork.
"Stop that, you're hurting us!" My dinner yelled back at me. The sautéed Yugi then jumped off of my plate and began running around the dinning hall.
"This room never ends does it?!" My food yelled frantically.
"Hobos, attack!!" I yelled to the statues. Suddenly, a swarm of homeless people were scattered across the floor trying to catch my dinner.
"I caught it" yelled Rex who happened to be one of my hobos.
"Never" replied my dinner as it bit Rex and jumped out a window.
Now normal POV
"I'm starving" Ryou cried as he held out his hands. Suddenly the sautéed Yugi fell out of the sky and landed in his hands. (Don't ask how that happened)
"Help! Seto Kaiba's after me. He wants to eat me for dinner!" Yugi cried.
Ryou then morphed into Bakura, licked his teeth and said "To bad." He bit off Yugi's legs and with an evil laugh hopped on to his motorcycle and rode off.
Yugi was left to rot. Thankfully though, one of Seto's hobos found him and brought him back home. Ra only knows where the poor sautéed Yugi is now.
The End!