(Bowser enters church in England)
Bowser: Ahh, there's nothing like a good Bach concert rehearsal to ease my soul.
(musicians and boy choir gasp as they enter)
Flutist in First Chair: Who was that?
Concertmaster: It's a turtle with spikes on its shell, claws on its toes and fingers, and red hair.
Conductor (grabbing Bowser's suit): What on earth are you doing here?
Bowser (stubbornly): I'm here to see your concert because I'm taking a vacation right here in England. I'm taking a break from kidnapping maidens and stuff...
Conductor: We'll see about that, sir. Mario, please get that disgraceful creature out of here.
Mario: Yes, sir. (throws Bowser out the church doors)
(Bowser arrives back at the night of the concert)
Bowser: I had my ticket, my fake ID, and my disguise so I would enjoy this great performance without hesitation.
(Bowser hands ticket, shows ID, and enters. Orchestra plays and choir sings opening chorus)
Lady in Audience (screaming): Eeek! Ugly turtle, ugly turtle!
(music crashes into a halt and audience gasps and the conductor calls Bowser onstage)
Conductor: Does anybody know why was this creature attended this performance of this great Bach work?
Flutist in First Chair: This turtle was taking a holiday right here from kidnappings of maidens to see a great classical concert to ease his soul. That's all I know.
Conductor: Mario tell the audience who this pest is!
(Mario runs onstage)
Mario: This creature standing in front of you is no other than Bowser. I know him for nine years, so I should remove him from the audience. Do you agree?
Audience: Yes!
(Mario tosses Bowser out the church doors and walks back onstage)
Mario: I'm sorry for the inconvenience that had caused you; the concert begins at the very beginning right now.
(Concert restarts as Bowser grumbles home.)
Bowser: Ahh, there's nothing like a good Bach concert rehearsal to ease my soul.
(musicians and boy choir gasp as they enter)
Flutist in First Chair: Who was that?
Concertmaster: It's a turtle with spikes on its shell, claws on its toes and fingers, and red hair.
Conductor (grabbing Bowser's suit): What on earth are you doing here?
Bowser (stubbornly): I'm here to see your concert because I'm taking a vacation right here in England. I'm taking a break from kidnapping maidens and stuff...
Conductor: We'll see about that, sir. Mario, please get that disgraceful creature out of here.
Mario: Yes, sir. (throws Bowser out the church doors)
(Bowser arrives back at the night of the concert)
Bowser: I had my ticket, my fake ID, and my disguise so I would enjoy this great performance without hesitation.
(Bowser hands ticket, shows ID, and enters. Orchestra plays and choir sings opening chorus)
Lady in Audience (screaming): Eeek! Ugly turtle, ugly turtle!
(music crashes into a halt and audience gasps and the conductor calls Bowser onstage)
Conductor: Does anybody know why was this creature attended this performance of this great Bach work?
Flutist in First Chair: This turtle was taking a holiday right here from kidnappings of maidens to see a great classical concert to ease his soul. That's all I know.
Conductor: Mario tell the audience who this pest is!
(Mario runs onstage)
Mario: This creature standing in front of you is no other than Bowser. I know him for nine years, so I should remove him from the audience. Do you agree?
Audience: Yes!
(Mario tosses Bowser out the church doors and walks back onstage)
Mario: I'm sorry for the inconvenience that had caused you; the concert begins at the very beginning right now.
(Concert restarts as Bowser grumbles home.)