Barney the Dinosaur giggled as he was with a certain trio of characters at the tropical beachfront of Isle Delfino Plaza, with the purple Tyrannosaurus enjoying his time with the 3 he was hanging out with. "Huuhuuhuu, I love you!"

"And I love you, Barney!" Toadette giggled with glee as she was hugging Barney as she was enjoying his presence.

Dry Bowser shook his skull as he turned to Petey Piranha, with the two bosses resting on the beach chairs lying out on the sand. "Is there any point for us to be here?"

"No but the sunshine we're receiving reminds me how much we should be thankful for having just an ordinary day!" Petey mumbled as he brushed his yellow and orange flower pedals sticking out of his red bulbous head, with the scene proceeding to change.

It was a beautiful day in the Mushroom Kingdom, and Princess Peach Toadstool decided to invite the other 7 out of Nintendo's arguable most iconic 8 characters to her castle - Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Yoshi, Wario, and Donkey Kong. But for some strange reason, Toad inclined on leaving, claiming that he was going to see a "friend" of his. But just to give this crossover a weird justification for being fixed up in the way that it has, an episode of Barney and Friends was playing on one of the many television sets within Peach's Castle, because it was the #1 show in the Mushroom Kingdom currently. No one knew why any of the Toads would enjoy just a program, but hey we gotta justify this crossover in someway beyond the beginning and the end with a solid middle to an otherwise mediocre story that's clearly outdated in certain aspects!

"Princess, I'm gonna go and head off to...um...see my good buddy of mine... errr...Waluigi!" He said while stuttering nervously, before running out of the castle with his bags.

"Don't get carried away, I don't actually appear," Waluigi interrupted after pulling the screen up, proceeding to pull the screen back down to resume things.

Peach frowned. "Aw man, that means one less person here." She then briefly thought and gasped, covering her mouth. "Wait! With 1 less to worry about, it'll be easier to distribute the cake! Only a loser misses out on cake!" She cheered and started throwing confetti for no apparent reason.

The doorbell then rang, and a couple of Toad guards answered it, being whacked into the wall by the door's slamming as Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Yoshi, Wario, and Donkey Kong all entered.

"Hiya, Peach!" Mario and Luigi cheerily said as they waved to Peach, with the Mario Brothers being as bland as their greetings.

Bowser laughed heartily while Yoshi and Wario instantly both fought over the nearby vanilla cake, with Donkey Kong munching on his ripe golden banana. The doors shut closed, and the flattened Toad guards fell unconscious to the floor.

Peach smiled, as she anticipated for Mario and Luigi to kiss her. Instead though, the two pesky plumbers ran past her and started talking to the Toad guards instead. Peach turned around and huffed angrily, stomping over to Mario and Luigi. "Hey! Aren't you even going to give me a kiss?"

"Why would I?" Mario said with a huff as he sat down in the chair, "I've rescued you enough times, AND I had to compete against and with you enough times, too. Don't get me wrong, I love you, but... I'm not in the mood."

Luigi nodded in agreement. "Same here. And it's not just the fact that Daisy's better than you..."

"I'm not trying to say anything, but it's a bit true." Princess Daisy whistled as she puled the screen to get a glorified quick cameo.

Peach fumed. "WHAT!?" She grabbed both Mario and Luigi, stomped upstairs to her room, opened her window, and chucked the Mario Bros out, watching them fall to the ground and breaking several bones, "Don't ever come back here ever again! From my point of view, you two are evil! I hate you!" She closed the window, and stormed out of her room, slamming the door shut.

Donkey Kong was now playing "Mario Kart 64" with Bowser in the living room of the castle, losing embarrassingly as he was rammed by Bowser into the lava in the game. "Oh man! How'd I know that I was going to lose to you like this?"

Bowser only continued laughing. "Because you're pathetic and I rock! So there!" He retorted, giving Donkey Kong a knuckle sandwich.

Yoshi and Wario both burped loudly as they finished off the cake, and they ran into the kitchen, eating everything in their sight. Yoshi accidentally ate a microwave while Wario was hungry enough to eat the refrigerator.

Peach came back down, only to see the chaotic mess Yoshi and Wario were causing. She screamed at the top of her lungs, getting attention from everyone (except Bowser and Donkey Kong, who were too focused on playing Mario Kart 64). "NO! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS AT ALL!" She stormed to the kitchen and grabbed Yoshi. She started slapping the green dinosaur, and whacked him unconscious to the floor with her frying pan. She then grabbed Wario and pushed him out of the kitchen window, causing the window to break into tiny pieces of glass (landing both inside and outside). Peach then started sobbing uncontrollably, burying her face into her hands. "This is not what I was hoping this could all turn out to!"

Toad came back surprisingly, crying as he was in a beaten-up state. "WAAAH!" He tugged Peach tightly. "Peach, Peach! Bowser Jr. and Diddy Kong both beat me up on the way to Waluigi's house, and they took my lunch money!"

"Making fun of Toad is fun," Diddy said as he was chucking the various coins in the air.

"It's even better to bully him for being a generic loser!" Bowser Junior taunted as he was enjoying the blue colored pipe framed kart he stole from him.

Peach cried even louder, which was typical. "Oh Toad, that IS depressing! Let's go to the bathroom and cry out our troubles there!" She added while sobbing.

Toad nodded, the tears really coming down fast on his face. "Good idea, princess!"

Peach picked up Toad, and she ran to the bathroom, closing the door and locking it as she and Toad cried out their sorrows.

The Toad guards all looked at each other, and they started to party down, while Donkey Kong furiously left in rage as he was completely owned in the game by Bowser, who stayed and laughed himself to sleep.

"And that was quite sad," Barney said as he was still hugging Toadette, having his reptile head turned to the Piantas and Nokis looking at him curiously. "But don't worry, because I love you."

"And likewise, you handsome hunk!" Toadette squealed as she let out a squeaky fart as she blushed, causing nearly everyone to laugh.

"Well that certainly was a story." Dry Bowser commented as he was brushing the sand off his bones after building a sandcastle.

Petey chuckled as the mutant piranha plant had himself buried within the sand, enjoying it all. "At least we have over 1,000 words!"