Author's note: Hi everyone! It's GiroGirl723, back with a new fanfiction! Don't worry, I'll still be updating Second Life, Kiss of Death, Behind the Mask, and A Life Unknown. Anyway, I decided to make this after watching the series finale of Keroro Gunso (well, technically, it was the episode before the series finale, but I just consider it the last episode because it's so dramatic) with GoddessOfOlympus. In that episode (which you can find on Youtube if you look up "Keroro Gunso episode 357") Keroro mentions a Kanichiomiya site, where there is a legend that if couples confess their love there, they will live happily ever after. GoddessOfOlympus was like, "This is perfect for a fanfiction!" And thus, The Kanichiomiya Site was born.

Just a note: This first chapter is actually modeled after a section in the episode, so you can know where I'm starting my story. In this story, however, the Keron Army isn't meaning the invitation to Keron as a trap- they actually mean to invite the platoon and their partners to Keron. So everything after Chapter 1 is of my own composition. Enjoy!

(Phew. That's the longest author's note I've written yet.)

1

Going to Keron

I stared at the pitiful excuse for a travel guide Keroro had made.

"It's like a vacation trip!" Fuyuki gushed.

Sure it is, I thought.

"From famous sightings to legendary secret shops, also many recommendations for Planet Keron local products!" Keroro proudly declared.

"It sounds so fun!" Fuyuki commented.

Keroro responded to Fuyuki. "I know, right? Come here, Natsumi-dono, take a look. I even have an outline of my house! And also Giroro's and Dororo's…" He paused, as if a thought had struck him. "Oh yeah, do you want to stay over at my house, Fuyuki-dono?"

I gave a small smile as Fuyuki replied, "Can I? Okay, okay!" He seemed so happy about this that I couldn't stay mad for long.

"Then Natsumi-dono can stay over at Giroro's," Keroro continued impishly.

I sweated slightly, confused by the way he had said it. "Huh?"

"Hey, Giroro, you have enough extra bedding for Natsumi-dono, right?" Keroro asked, poking his head into the backyard. A short conversation unfolded between the two of them that I couldn't make much sense of, other than the fact that Giroro seemed very flustered for some reason.

"Gunso," Fuyuki asked as he leafed through Keroro's 'travel guide', "Does Planet Keron have any ruins or O-parts?"

Obsessed with occult as always.

Keroro ran back over. "Yes, lots of them, de arimasu!" He pointed out a picture in the book. "For example, the Kanichiomiya Site. They say that couples who confess their love here live happily ever after."

Huh. Weird.

Both Tamama and Momoka automatically blushed, sidling up to Keroro and Fuyuki, respectively. "I want to check out that place…" Momoka said quietly.

"Nishizawa-san?" Fuyuki asked hesitantly.

At that moment, Koyuki dropped down from the ceiling and landed next to me. "I heard from Dororo. Natsumi-san, let's go to that Kanichiomiya site!" she said, shoving herself up against my side.

"K-koyuki-chan…" I said hesitantly. I wasn't against homosexuality, but this girl crush Koyuki had on me was getting a bit annoying. I was straight, but I wasn't sure how to get that across to her without hurting her feelings. Also, I was pretty sure I didn't want to go to Keron at all.

"Everyone is welcome to come!" Keroro announced. "So Natsumi-dono, stop being so stubborn."

"I'm not being stubborn!" I protested. "Besides, we can't decide this for ourselves without permission from Mama."

"Mama will agree for sure," Fuyuki stated. "She said that she's finally getting a vacation. Maybe she'll come with us, too."

Of course Mama would be okay with it, I thought.

"Really?" Keroro asked. "Yahoo!"

"Wait, the decision hasn't been made yet," I protested yet again. This was getting slightly out of hand.

"I have made the decision, de arimasu!" Keroro countered.

Later, Momoka, Koyuki, and Dororo waved goodbye as they prepared to leave for home. "Bye!" Momoka called.

"See you later!" Koyuki added.

"We will meet at 10 on Saturday morning!" Keroro called back happily. "Everyone is going to Planet Keron together, de arimasu!"

I shook my head with a smile. He could be such a baka sometimes. With that, I headed back into the house and to my room, where I began to pack.