Rip Off
E/O Drabble Challenge plus Ten in Ten Challenge
word count: 100
WOW: grouch
Warnings: None
Summary: Velcro verse. Dean is cursed by the goddess Frigg and has become human Velcro. Dean fails to see the funny side in the situation while Sam has a heart to heart with Bobby.
- Yeah, Bobby, he's still sticking to things...
- Yeah, we took your advice and bought some gloves, so at least he can drive the Impala again now without glueing his hands to the steering wheel. You wouldn't believe how grouchy he's been…
- Uh huh, even worse than the time with the poison-ivy-succubus…
- Nope, I tried Castiel but Dean got attached to him in the shower. Ripping Dean off the angel seemed to embarrass Cas so much we haven't seen him since.
- Hang on, Dean's here, did you want a word? Oh, right. I'll tell him.
"Dean, Bobby says you're an idjit."