The Wish Gem: Chapter One: The Beginning

A/N: Hey, everybody! This is our second joint fic, and we hope you enjoy it!! This is sort of like SOIS by GG, but this is different enough that you don't have the right to say we copied it :P Cause we didn't!

For those of you that have never read SOIS, this is a fic where we (as authors) get sucked into the Zelda game, and we have to do something in order to get back. This type of thing calls for numerous cameos, so, e-mail us (our e-mail is in our bio), or leave a review, and tell us if you want to be in it!

Disclaimer: We don't own Zelda.

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"Haha!!!" yelled Chico, throwing his controller up with glee. "I beat you BOTH!! This is so fun!!!!" Winter Daze and Adored Princess glared at the tiny rodent (no, we're not calling him names, he IS a little rodent!!).

"Don't brag! And put my controller down! You're gonna break it!!" Winter Daze grabbed his controller, and put it out of his reach. Winter Daze then turned to Adored Princess, and sighed. "I told you, you should have brought the GameCube! Then we could have played Super Smash Bros. Melee, instead of the old version on the Nintendo!"

Adored Princess frowned, and indignantly flipped her hair. "I already told you! My bro decided he wanted to get PikMin instead! It wouldn't have done any good!"

Winter Daze grabbed a handful of popcorn, and stuffed it into her mouth. "Well," she said in between chews. "I could have rented it! At least there would have been a possibility!!"

"I'll be right back," Chico said. He got up, and walked in the direction of Winter Daze's kitchen. Winter Daze and Adored Princess could hear him dig through the fridge, probably to stack his plate full…again. He soon walked back with a bubbling mixture of a drink.

Winter Daze wrinkled her nose. "What IS that??"

"Well, it's a mixture of Club Soda, ketchup, pickle juice, V8 splash, and maybe a little bit of warm milk."

Adored Princess stuck her tongue out, and Winter Daze winced.

Winter Daze yanked Super Smash Bros. out of the Nintendo system, and looked around her collection of video games, trying to see which one they should play. Then she saw the game, "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time". She grabbed it, and popped it into the Nintendo.

Adored Princess grabbed the first player, purple controller as Winter Daze turned on the game.

Adored Princess loaded a new game, and she got all the way past the Deku Tree in just under half an hour. She had made it to the outside of Kokiri Forest, when a bright white light filled up the entire room.

The next thing they knew…they were in Hyrule Field.

Winter Daze screamed, and Adored Princess gasped. Everything was exactly the way it was in the game, only, the days were longer. They could tell because the sun was setting; only it didn't take ten seconds like it does in the game. It was more like it was setting in a real timeline (a/n: if you can understand this paragraph, kudos to you!).

Also, there were a few people in the field, and that normally didn't happen.

Adored Princess looked around for Chico.

"CHICO!! CHICO!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!" They both started to search high and low for the little brown rodent, but they couldn't find him.

Suddenly, a translucent gray screen appeared in front of them.

"AAACK!!" screamed Winter Daze. A blurry outline of Chico's face appeared. Pretty soon, the picture became clearer, and it seemed as if Chico was right in front of them.

"Chico! What happened to us??" exclaimed Adored Princess, looking warily about at the landscape.

"It seems to be that-----------" The gray screen faded, but came back. "-----and I guess that's what happened."

"Wha? Speak up you little pimple!" screamed Winter Daze. Adored Princess hushed her, and politely asked, "Will you please repeat that, Chico? We couldn't hear you."

"Well, it seems as if most of the authors on FF.net are missing, and my only guess is that they were sucked into the game, like you."

"Oh. Hey! How do you know that we're in the game?? And how are you able to talk to us???"

"Well, you're on the TV screen. And I'm talking to you via this nifty TV speaker thingy that you have."

Adored Princess nodded, and was about to ask him something, when the screen faded. "Uh-oh. We'd better find shelter, or we're going to get caught by Stalkids!" She grabbed Winter Daze's wrist, and started to pull her along the trail through Hyrule Field, towards Lon Lon Ranch. Winter Daze didn't complain, she was thinking about something.

They passed by a few people, they didn't look familiar, so they must have been authors. But they didn't stop and ask them about anything, because, well, you know how many freaks are on the net!

Anyhow, it took about ten minutes to make it to the ranch, and most of the other people out went to find shelter, too.

Adored Princess knocked on one of the doors, and Ingo answered it.

Adored Princess put a hand up to her mouth. Ingo was even uglier in person. Winter Daze spoke up.

"Could we spend the night here? We'll sleep anywhere, but we need a place to stay." She was about to inform him of the humongous zit on his nose, but she decided not to.

"Whatever." The girls walked in, and found Malon talking to a blonde haired, blue eyed girl. No, it wasn't Zelda, but she had similar facial features.

"Excuse me," Winter Daze piped. "But could we stay here?" Malon nodded.

The blonde haired girl looked down at our clothes. "You're authors, too, aren't you?"

Winter Daze looked down at her outfit, and realized that she was still wearing her camouflage jeans, and Mud™ shirt. And that Adored Princess was still wearing her purple ensemble, with a flower emblem at the top right corner of her shirt. Winter Daze laughed, and said, "I guess. Are you an author? You're dressed like Malon." The author nodded, and pointed to a clothes heap in the corner of the room.

"We traded clothes. She thought my denim jacket was 'cool'. Honestly, I'd been trying to sell it for weeks." The blonde grabbed a satchel at her feet, and flung it over her shoulder. "Well, maybe we'll meet again. Who knows? We just may have to." With that, she walked out of the house.

Adored Princess looked Winter Daze, and they both plopped down on a red crushed velvet couch, with a small table in front of them.

Suddenly, a familiar gray screen popped up in front of them.

"Hey!!" said Chico. "I found out how you can get back to our world!!"

Winter Daze moved up, causing the velvet underneath her to make a not-so-pleasant squeak. "Really?? How!?"

"Well," said Chico. "There's some sort of uh-thing in Hyrule that you have to get. I don't know what the name of it is, I just did the math. It's supposed to be the size of your palm, and weigh less than a pound."

Adored Princess smiled. "Is that it? Just find something that fits that description?!"

Chico shook his brown little head. "It must be in one of the temples, maybe a new one, but either way, that's not all. You also have to get the other authors."

"Why?"

"I DON'T KNOW!! All I did was the math, but it's something about your willpower combined. I think that it's some sort of Wish Gem or something. With your combined wishes, it should work."

"And you got that all out of math?"

"Hey! I'm also a very experienced guesser!"

"Guess those years of playing 20 questions worked!" But Chico didn't hear her; the gray box had already vanished.

Malon walked in, carrying two bowls of hot soup, and two glasses of ice cold milk.

"Want to eat?" she asked, in her sweet voice.

Adored Princess and Winter looked at the hot soup, and immediately grabbed spoons, and dug in.

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A/N: Eh...it's not living up to it's humor rating, but it will soon!! Remember, e-mail us (go to our bio if you want our e-mail address), or leave a review and tell us if you want to have a cameo!!

-adored princess

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-winter daze

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