Trapped in crimson gaze of blood lust, Cthulhu stabbed the screaming sky unleashing wave after wave of emerald gore to kiss the dark primordial planes of the endless ground. He was proud inquisitor serving His Holy Majesty Emperor of Mankind in pride and solitude. After the flood of gore cleared he spotted the horde of daemons coming his way.
He grabbed his long Manly sword decapitating 100 daemons in one mighty blow. "Is there no one bold enough to challenge me!" he screamed while boiling with bloodthirsty rage. Singing prayers to Odin he finished the remaining daemons in tornado of flesh, blood and vengeance.
After the carnage was completed he heard a dark and mysterious voice, "Do you know yourself, brave warrior?" said the dark and seductive voice in a lusty way. "Who said that?!" screamed Cthulhu while ruining his sexy and goth uniform. When the smoke cleared he realized that the voice belonged to a lusty demoness, he started sweating like an animal fearing that she will ruin his manhood and further devastating his metal punk uniform.
"What do you want from me foul creature!" he growled while truing to look cool. "I want you to betray the emperor and join the path of orgiastic lust and freedom!" she screamed like banshee of ancient times in the ruins of enchanted mist. "Never!" he roared in defiance and jumped to cut her down with his sword.
But she evaded like the singing blade of Horus and he only managed to stab her toe. But little did he know that she had a cyber toe because she lost her real toe in the dark and half forgotten war. "You missed, now it is my turn!" she screamed in climaxing passion of the dark angel that swallows the eldritch sunset.
Proud Cthulhu was wounded in this vicious attack and he screamed for the Emperor to send his angels to aid him. And the skies of light answered his call. Coming down to the surface, like the legion of light, came hard as balls space marines to reek the holy retribution on this wretched planet.
"Now it seems that the table is on the other foot!" ejaculated proud Cthulhu in the whirlwind of pride and rage. But then, out of nowhere, all of the space marines were killed by the doorstep. "Oh shit, don't kill me please!" pleaded the brave Cthulhu like bear in heat.
"I will spare your life, but from now on you have to be my slave!" gasped the demoness with dissonant emotion of false pride. "Of course mistress, what ever you say!" whimpered the brave Cthulhu like wounded gazelle.
"First I want you to kill Samwell Tarly the arch daemon of the screaming abyss!" rasped the demoness while feasting on the souls of undead deceased parrots. "I will teleport you to his space ship, but be aware of his infernal power!" she finished like the fallen dove of Anubis.
"I will do it, O graceful sorceress!" whimpered Cthulhu wile creaming his epic uniform.
What happens next, you decide. Stay tuned for next exciting episode of Inquisitor Cthulhu: Quest for glory!