A PAST OF TRUE DARKNESS

(Part one)

Link drew back his bow and fired one last arrow into the bleeding skull of Azarog. The beast quivered with rage, and Link finished it with a slap to the face with the Master Sword. Azarog began screeching and blasting hot brown blood all over Link's subtle face. Link wiped off the blood and turned towards Zelda.

"I love you Zel-Zel." Link exclaimed.

"Link, we aren't ready to love like adults."

"I know, but maybe we should try it just once."

"okey-dokey." Smiled Zelda.

"I have a rupee in my pocket," said Link saucily.

"Is it for me?"

"Yep! Why don't you polish it?" Link inquired.

Their lips locked together in an eternal embrace, like when you stick your Velcro shoes together, and Zelda moaned like an old horse. He slid his hands behind her back, and began scraping his fingernails against her shoulder blades.

"Make it bleed, daddy!" Zelda said in a gasp.

Link shoved his entire tongue into her surprised gullet. She groaned like an old house, and stuck her pinky finger deep into Link's chapped anus. His pants shrunk as his double-pronged penis extended to reveal its two ugly serpent heads. They began chattering and slowly inserting themselves deep into Zelda's gaping nostrils. She fingered his pussing asshole until he shook with unbearable delight.

He quivered like a Cuckoo who had been struck with Din's Fire. Link drew the master sword and pressed the magically vibrating tip against Zelda's pink, wise, butthole. He smiled as her anal mucuses splashed down into his gaping mouth. His serpentine double-cock screeched with delight. Link began shouting:

"OHYEAH OHYEAH OHYEAH OHYEAH OHYEAH OHYEAH OHYEAH OHYERSH!"

Zelda began chortling in reply:

"YODLE YODLE YODLE YODLE YODLE YODLE YODLE YODLE YODLE?"

The tempo hastened, to an allegro molto vivace. Zelda began stroking her third nipple, located on her inside left thigh, and she blasted vomit into Link's golden hair.

"YOU FUCKING BITCH FUCK ME IN YOUR PUKE!!!"

"OKAY!!!!"

Zelda pulled the triforce of wisdom from her greasy vagina and pressed it into Link's chest.

"We will be together forever, right Link?"

"FUCK YEAH!!!!"

"Good."

Zelda pulled out her fairy bow and launched an arrow into her own temple. Link's penis was splattered with bits of brain and torrents of blood, as her lifeless head gripped his cock with her loose mouth. He shook off her corpse, and pulled out his ocarina. He played the Minuet of Forest and transported to the temple punctually.

THE END!

(PREPARE FOR CHAPTER 2!!! THE FUCKING OF SARIA!!!!)