Hmm... a lot of my ideas come from things I do or say wrong. I accidently said Uchiha Naruto one day, and then, since I'm a SasuNaru fangirl on parade, I thought it through and came up with this!
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UCHIHA NARUTO
"Sasuke-"
"No."
"Sasuke, I-"
"Go away!"
"Oh, Sasuke-"
"Get lost!"
Burdened with thoughts of the numerous kunoichi who made it a pastime of stalking and pestering him, and tired of shouting himself hoarse, Sasuke turned tail and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Free of the kunoichi, Sasuke heaved a sigh and sat down to think. With his brains and cleverness, it wouldn't be too difficult to devise a plan to get rid of his fangirls, or make them stop following him, at least.
Then an idea hit him. But he scowled at it. It was horrible.
Minutes later, Sasuke was hit with the sad realization that there was only one thing he could do: kiss a boy.
If the girls thought he was gay, then they would see that stalking him was pointless and was going to get them nowhere. They would still like him, of course, but hopefully, maybe they would be too repulsed by thinking of what he did with men that they would flat out leave him alone for good.
Sasuke rubbed his hands together. His plan was set. Kiss the first boy with girls in the vicinity that he ran into.
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That boy happened to be Naruto. He was at Ichiraku, for ramen of course, and there were girls swarming the place. Sasuke scowled again as he peered around the corner of the shop. Why did it have to be Naruto? Why couldn't it have been Shikamaru, or Kiba or someone? Anyone else. But desperate times call for desperate measures, and Sasuke was what you could desperate at the moment.
Taking a tremendous breath, he strode up to Naruto, cleared his throat, made sure the girls were looking, and grabbed the kyuubi to give him one particularly hot kiss.
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Now that Sasuke had fled the scene, leaving scandalized and tearful girls in his wake (not to mention a blushing, swooning yaoi fangirl in the corner and a very confused Naruto), our Uchiha was beginning to see the flaw in his plan.
If this was really to work, he would have to keep up the act. And it would have to be Naruto he made advances to, and no on else, otherwise he would not only have the title of "homosexual", but also "man whore".
Then, if he ever decided to call it off, he would probably never have a chance with anyone. Guys were out, and most girls wouldn't want him anymore.
His only hope would be to, in the end, turn gay.
Poor Sasuke.
He tramped back to his home, careful to be staelthy and stay out of sight. Words spreads fast in Konohagakure.
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When a knock sounded at the door, Sasuke grumbled. He had no doubt in his mind that it was someone coming to ask about what had happened at Ichiraku.
He tentatively opened the door to see Kakashi standing there, his arms folded with an air of smugness.
"What?"
"I heard what you did, Sasuke."
"Well... good!"
"Good?"
"Yes, cause... I'm gay now!" Sasuke said, wildly inventing. "You got a problem with that?"
"No, I don't. I came to tell you something."
"Well?"
"Naruto says he loves you too, and he wants to be your boyfriend."
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Yes, this is To Be Continued!
Ooh, I love me and my yaoi-ness!
Reviews will help my slowly deflating ego.