Spongebomb was sitting in his bed,reading War and Piece by L. Tolstoi. "Gee Garry, I wonder how fantasmic it would be to be a real WWII bomber for Nazi Germany?" A tall man with purple hair and in a blue coat shrugged, lukewarm to SpongeBulb's suicidal kamizaze erotica fantassies. "Well I guess I better get tp work!" the yellow square said, hopping out of his matress. He slipped into the kitchen and grabbed some Kelpo cereal for breakfasst. "Yum" he remarked, chomping the flakes. He then realized he was out of milk. "Garry, what the fuck is my milk out?!" SpongeBalm screamed with fury not unlike Adolf Hitler. "Jesus, Soonge Bro! Khill out for asec!" Garry replied hipperly. "How the fuck am I supoosed to calme down without my milk in Kelpo?" SpongeBrob blasted tenaciously"
"Just head overy to Sandy's treadome and milk her like a seacow" Garry advised. "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm' SpongeKnob pondered. "OK! See you later, Care-Bear!" Later, at 7:00, he was at Sandy Asscrack's dome. "SANDY YOU FURRY CuNT OPEN DIS DOORE RITE KNOW" SpongeSlob spat out with grandeur! Sandy, topless, opened the foor. Her chipmonk mamaries hung out. "Howdy sponge. Wanna g keill some niggers?" she asked, brandishing a Smith and Wesson shotun.
"What the fuck Sandy, I have no goddamn time for your predjuice!" SlongeBob said "Lemme milk your tutties!" he drooled. "Uh know!" Sandy declined, slamming the door on his face.
"Fuck" SpongeyBarnes exclaimed colorfully
The Next Day…
SpongeBog was back in bed, this time reading Romeo and juliet fr Dummies. "G wizz! Such a waterdown of a vanilla Shakespeare classis! He exclamed. Suddenly, the door to SpudButt's room burst open by none other than Squidward, carrying a tommy gun.
"Spongebob!" Squidward yelled.
"Squidward?" Squidward questioned?
"It's time you met your match!" Garry said, pulling out a katana from out of his bum. "Tis not fair for I have noen of fineur gesteur!" Suidward whined frenchfully. "You have a damned tommy guin Squiddy, shut up and fite m bro!" Garry yelled. "No"
"Die"
Squidcuerpo found himself a happier man.