Disclaimer- I don't own Star Wars, George Lucas does. I am not smart enough to come up with a whole original story by myself…the people who will vouch this for me are my friends and my English teachers. And I also don't own either of my two friends Jezabel Jez or Matt Matt I do own myself Kana and please don't sue me, all you will get is a headache and a parakeet with a very bad temper…so, basically all I am asking you to do is not sue me.

Oh and a little warning, for some reason coffbeingblondcoff I keep switching between …uh…what is the word I'm looking for…points of view, I don't know which ones though cause I never really studied for that class…so get over it!!

The Three Wackos go to the Jedi Temple

Chapter 1

It was a warm day in June, which really wasn't all that great because the semester finals started the next day. Matt and IKana were chatting about the latest star wars jedi apprentice book. Which wasn't really that new. Me and Jez were about to go up to the library and beg mercy for the books that had somehow "disappeared" while in our possession. It was an accident…REALLY!! When we were discouraged by Matt who was not about to give up on a conversation that he had a great interest in.

"Come on!! You guys are just leaving because you don't know as much about the Jedi apprentice books as I do!" He adamantly yelled after us, and it also caused him to get some odd looks from the upperclassmen. Me and Jez weren't about to live that challenge down so…

"Yeah right you chicken wuss!" We screeched after him. Then Jez turned to me.

"I don't know anything about what you guys are talking about" she whispered to me.

"That's fine, I can hold up for you I've read all the books in this series that are out." I whispered back confidently. Matt, who happened to have a copy of one of the books with him, held it up and said.

"Why don't we have a little trivia game to see who really knows the most" He grinned evilly then began to recite a question that he had obviously prepared before hand. "Kana, What kind of ship did Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon fly in when they went to the planet Rutan?"

"I…I…don't know!!" I cried out. The English teacher who also happened to be in charge of the school plays looked at me then ran into the school office, probably to alter my class choices for next year so I would be in drama instead of my choice of science.

"Ha ha!! I win you lose!!" Matt began to dance around…think Jim Carrey from the Ace Ventura movies.

"NO!! I demand a rematch!!"

"Well you can't have one!! Ha ha and for good measure…I'll sic Mr. Witikko on you!! WAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA" he began to roll on the cafeteria floor laughing hysterically.

When suddenly the book that was being squashed underneath him began to glow, and then it floated into the air please note there is nobody in the cafeteria…err…commons area so we were the only ones seeing this that wasn't the worst part the worst part was when it began to talk and this is what it said…

"All who stand before me who believe themselves to be masters of the read word shall come and learn that they truly know nothing…important anyway…and those who truly know nothing…important…shall also come and learn all they need to know…that's somewhat important." The book started to glow brighter and brighter then there was a really bright flash of light that came from the book and all three of us were knocked unconscious. Matt was the first to revive and being the chicken wuss he was passed out again when he saw a green blob with huge ears leaning over him.

"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! GREEN MARTIAN MEN!! thunk" Jez was awoken by Matt falling back over, and I was woke up because Matt's head happened to land on my already hurt foot.

"OOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! GET OFF MY FOOT YOU words started to come out of my mouth that would make a sailor blush" This barrage of words coming out of my mouth woke up Matt.

"Huh? Where are we?" Matt asked as he looked around the room. A tall black dude answered him.

"You are on Courasant in the JedI temple. I am Mace Windu Kana snickered and that "Green Martian man" as you called him is Yoda. These other people sitting around the room are other Jedi masters but they aren't important enough for the authoress to remember their names. And the two standing behind you are Jedi Knight Qui-Gon Jin Kana, Jez, and Matt snickered and his padiwan learner Obi-Wan Kenobi Matt started to snicker but Kana kicked him in the shin They are the ones who brought you here. he waited for a remark form one or all of us but all he got were dumbfounded stares"

"What do you mean brought? Where were we found?" Jez being the sanest one in the group at the moment asked. The one called Qui-Gon answered.

"We found you on a planet that we landed on for an emergency stop." Kana got this confused expression on her face, but lets face it that isn't unusual, so moving on.
"What planet were we found on? And what were we doing there?" Kana asked because she was well, confused.

"You were found on Hapes. As for what you were doing there, we aren't sure. The three of you were all unconscious. But you. Qui-Gon pointed to Matt appeared to be in some sort of victory pose with your hand over your head." Qui-Gon replied to Kana's question.

"Even unconscious you were being a smart alec." Jez said then promptly punched Matt in the arm at the same time Kana aimed to hit him in the leg.

"Hey, what was that for?! Just because I'm smarter than yoOW!" Jez hit Matt again.

"Bruised you shall be if keep talking you do." the little green man told him.

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Jez, Matt and Kana tripped over each other trying to get away from the now talking little green man.

"Hey wait a second!" Matt yelled. "Are you Yoda?"

"Yoda I am. Friends we shall be hmm….?"

"Uh," the three looked at each other having no clue what Yoda had said.

"Sure why not?" Jez finally replied.

"Speak for yourself" said Matt. "I don't trust anyone that can stab you with his ears."

"Matt, its Yoda." retorted both Jez and Kana.

"How do we know it's the real Yoda?" asked Matt.

Kana and Jez looked at each other and then said in a dramatic voice. "We don't."

"Know someone I do." started Yoda.

"I would hope you know someone." interrupted Matt.

"No you dork, let him finish." Jez glared.

"Know someone I do that is looking for the talent you ladies have." Finished Yoda.

"Hey!" screeched Matt. "I am not a girl!"

"He meant us you idiot!" Kana lifted her had as if to punch him then changed her mind and lowered her fist. "Who is he?"

"Named Heir Veh he is." Yoda informed her.

"That means Mr. Pain in german." Matt stated.

"What does it mean here?" Jez gulped.

"Means Hier Veh it does and go to work for him you shall, or at least until next Tuesday." replied Yoda.

"And what happens then?" all three asked with glitter in their eyes.

"Tested by us you shall be." Yoda told them.

"To be apprentices?" all asked.

"Yes." answered Yoda.

"Well, why not now?" asked a dumbfounded Kana.

"Because a weekend it be." responded Yoda.

"Why not Monday?" jez asked.

"Bad Mondays be" Yoda shuddered.

Matt feeling he had to ask a question asked, "Why is poop brown?"

The group of three was quickly escorted to Hier Veh's place. Where they were greeted by someone who looked like their English teacher from ninth grade.

"Hallo, hallo I've been expecting you, Yogurt told me you were on your way." yelled the hyperactive man.

"You mean Yoda." corrected Kana.

"No Yogurt."

"Yoda"

"Yogie"

"Yoda"

Matt and Jez watched the argument and eventually got dizzy and fainted.

"Fine Yoda." agreed Hier Veh.

"Can you let us in already?" asked the newly revived Matt and Jez.

"So what are your names?" asked Hier Veh.

"Well that's Jez and he's Matt and I" said Kana pointing at herself, in the process she pokes Matt in the eye. "Am Kana."

"Ohh goodie, I needed a new mat." said an excited Hier Veh.

"Not mat, Matt." corrected an argry Matt.

"That's what I said"

"No, M-A-T-T not M-A-T."

Seeing that Hier Veh obiously was confused. Matt decided just to drop the whole subject.
Kana and Jez who were by now very confused pushed thier way into Hier Veh's apartment. Once inside they gazed around in shock.

"This place is huge!"

Well that's all for now. Hopefully you've enjoyed the beginning of what is to be a fun story. I'll be posting the next chapter sometime later this week. Don't forget to leave us a review and tell us what you think!