Bishi Buyer was probably the best idea I'd ever come up with, if I do say so myself. Granted, you don't really buy the bishis for keeps, but it's still a catchy deal. I founded the company with my sister. I'm the president with her as my most capable vice-president. Admittedly, we're the only ones working for the company as we're the only ones we'd trust with such a task as renting out bishis to fangirls for a period of time. It took quite a lot of time to convince all the bishis to allow us to represent them and protect them from random mobs. In return, we get them to ourselves when customers don't want them, which is pretty much never.
Customers don't pay in money, oh no. How would I file the taxes for that? Seriously. So, instead, we run an underground operation which thrives on fanfiction or fanart as payment. We also accept cute shoes, clothes, sexual favors, etc.
Our founding service is the Bishi Block. For a Block of time, customers can have their favorite bishis to themselves. Granted, this takes quite a lot of coordination with schedules and getting the time-dimension warp to function properly, which it rarely ever does. In any case, one Block constitutes one week where customers may take their bishi and do as they wish with them. Extra bishis and additional blocks do cost extra.
Other popular services include:
Ship-out Shounen-Ai. For one week, customers can have whatever two bishis they want in a strictly shounen-ai pairing. Bishis will kiss, grope, make-out, hug, squeeze, and run hands over each other in inappropriate places as the customer wishes. They even cooperate with plot bunnies! Extra bishis cost extra.
Year-round Yaoi. This is the one where we really have to mess with the time-dimension warp. For one year, customers may have any two bishis in shounen-ai to fullout yaoi involvement. All the benefits of our shounen-ai deal plus the more hands-on enjoyment of handjobs, blowjobs, anal, and of course, everyone's favorite BDSM. Most of our customers find that their plot bunnies go quite well with this package. Once again, additional bishis are not free.
Anime Adventure. Customers really go for this one, but it is our most expensive package. In this one, we pull out the AUWarp. This controls alternate universes. It's even more finicky than the time-dimension warp. For the set amount of time as a fanfiction, customers choose an anime and may input themselves or any other original characters they wish into this alternate universe and have at it. The popular cross-over happens with the Anime Adventure. Granted, that does cost extra, but is extremely worth the trouble. Like Harry Potter and love Yami no Matsuei? See the two of them together in one world! Anything can happen with our Anime Adventure package, and it usually does. This package has al the benefits of the Ship-out Shounen-Ai and the Year-round Yaoi, should the customer choose to take advantage of that.
Many of our customers choose to invest in our Bishi Buyer card. This card works like a punch system. Each card is a different color, based on the package that the customer decides to buy most often. Customers may have more than one Bishi Buyer card as well. Green is our Bishi Block service, Blue is Ship-out Shounen-Ai, Red is Year-round Yaoi, and Purple is the Anime Adventure. After thirteen punches, your next visit with us is completely free, provided you want no extra bishis than what you're allotted with the package.