Ewww, Smells Like Avatar is a joking collection of characters getting a nose full of each other's stenches. Some people may think that the characters would smell nice, but I think there's a reason Avatar:tLA hasn't had a smell-o-vision episode. I'll be taking some requests after I finish with the list I have (seven). Enjoy! (and be lucky you can't smell through the 'net)


Fish Peasants

Zuko saw his uncle cringe at the same time the smell reached his own nose. Zuko heedlessly took a deep breath, inhaling a lung full of the new scent. Instantly, Zuko regretted his action as he gaged. Rank.

"Uncle, what is that awful smell?"

"Hey! It wasn't me…" Uncle pinched his nostrils together.

"And I thought the forest smelt bad before… now it smells like rancid…fish."

"Lets get out of here," Iroh said, turning back.

"NO," Zuko had a scowl on his face as he stared in the direction the smell was coming from. "I've smelled this particular reek before, when I was still in command of my ship."

"Was Cook sun drying a school of dead pig fish entrails?" Iroh hurried after Zuko who was plowing through the underbrush.

"No, it wasn't on the high sea," He chopped through the remaining layer of shrubs to reveal a small campsite in a clearing. "These salty rotting fish were on an ice cube at the bottom of the world…" the two sources of the smell emerged from their tent, ready to fight. "And I affectionately call them filthy Water Peasants," Zuko growled as he sent a fire blast over Sokka and Katara's heads.


A/N: look Zutara (and Zokka) fans! he says "affectionatley"... Xx

Don't worry, Katara gets her revenge in the next chapter... XD