A/N: Ciao! My name is Alyss, I…am….weird. No seriously, I wrote my last name as 'mikk' on my freaking Arithmetic workbook. Not good. Well anyway, thanks for taking the time to read this and I'd really appreciate If you REEEEVIEEWWW, please no flames though. If you wanna flame I can ask my cousin to lend me his tractor from Switzerland. Yeah….Switzerland baby.

Disclaimer: -MAN IS NOT MINE, NEVER WAS, NEVER IS GONNA BE. Though if Tyki goes on auction, I CALL DIBS.8D

"No…that's not possible-he can't be-no, no,

!!!!!!" Allen Walker's wail of denial was heard all throughout the Black Order. He gripped his fellow exorcist Lavi's collar, and started laughing a tad too…mad-scientist like. Or Komui-like. Whichever.

"Lavi…dear, dear, Lavi… please tell me you did not say what I just heard you say." Lavi bit his lip and decided to do the obvious. "Okay. I didn't just tell you that we're stuck in a time warp and is now in the 21st century instead of the 19th. And now we have to go to school."

He smiled. Allen trembled. "Er…Allen?" Lavi asked cautiously, shaking his friend. "…BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STUDY!!!I DON'T KNOW HOW TO…HOW TO…ADD THE TREES AND…AND…TIME TABLES!!!!HOW DO YOU EVEN TIME TABLES???" Allen yelled.

Lavi decided now was his time to run.

"I don't know, Lenalee. I think he's taking it pretty hard." Lavi commented to Lenalee as they walked to the private school they were going to, St Vladimir's High. The two looked over at Allen, who was walking like a dejected puppy after having his request to Komui for a private tutor rejected.

The three walked up to the wrought-iron gates and stared at the massive castle-like school behind it. "…Wow." Lenalee said, her eyes wide. "Isn't that amazing Lavi?...Lavi?" Lavi's mouth was open, and his eyes were wide as well. "Holy shit." He muttered, his eyes fixated on something apparently beyond the gates as well.

"Er…yeah. It's really cool." Lenalee said, as Lavi continued staring at that something beyond the gates. "Nono, not the school," he said, stretching out a hand to point at what he was staring at. "That."

It was a pretty brownish-blonde haired girl, who had red strands interwoven with the brown. She was walking with four other girls, all laughing at something she'd said. Then she looked up and saw Lavi looking at her. One of her eyebrows went up.

She whispered something to the girl next to her, and her friend turned to look. Her mouth fell open as she gasped when she saw Lavi. "OMIGAWD!! HE IS SO. FREAKING. HOT!!!" she shrieked, loud enough for everyone to hear. Soon, pretty much all the students were staring at them.

Then someone pushed past Allen, kicked open the gates and glared. "What are you looking at? Wanna DIE???" Kanda growled, reaching for 'mugen'. He then remembered Komui had taken all of their Innocence, the equipment-types that is. More girls gasped.

"OMFG!!!! HOTTIES!!!!" They screamed and started running towards Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee and Allen. "Oh, I read about this! Those girls are supposedly called "Rabid Fangirls" and-" Lenalee was cut off as Lavi grabbed her arm and pulled her the other way.

Kanda and Allen were right behind them, Allen seeming to have snapped out of his dejectedness. They dashed into a random toilet and slammed the door shut, panting. "DAMN THOSE CRAZY WOMEN!!!!" Kanda cursed, locking the door and kicking a sink.

"Erm…guys…I think this is the BOY-"Lenalee was cut off yet again by a familiar voice coming from a cubicle. "Yes, boys. What IS a girl doing here, hmm? If I remember correctly, this is the men's' toilet. And kitchen-knife boy, no defacing school property." Tyki stepped out of the cubicle, brushing back stray hairs from his ponytail.

A/N: Cliffy? O.O TYKI IS MINEEEEEEEEEEEE. BACK OFF. Okay, no he's not but a girl can dream right!?!??!?!

Lavi: Wrong.

Aly:…-smacks lavi with his hammer-=D

Thanks for reading this fail-fic! Remember, THE CHOCOLATE BUNNY WILL LOVE YOU IF YOU REVIEW. AND IF THE CHOCOLATE BUNNY LOVES YOU…YOU'RE IN IT GOOOOD.

xoxo,
Alyss