Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own the Twilight series, or anything associated with it. It's all from the genius of Stephenie Meyer. However, I can tell you write now I sure as hell wouldn't be using my time to write if I owned a certain Edward Cullen….

EPOV

Alright, that's it. I really didn't want to have it come to this, but I needed Alice's advice.

I walked from my room to Jasper's, knowing Alice would be there. I opened the door, and Jasper was sitting at his desk playing World of Warcraft on his laptop.

"She's in the closet. You may want to knock first."

"Thanks Jasper." I knocked on the closet door and it opened, Alice staring up at me, obviously annoyed that I had interrupted her time with her precious clothes.

"Alice, Bella has been acting sad lately, and I have no idea why. She was babysitting her neighbor's two year old last weekend, and ever since then, she's been acting sort of…depressed. Since you're like her best friend and all, can you find out what's wrong with her, please?" I was begging Alice to just do this one, tiny thing for me.

"Fine, I'll find out what's bothering Bella for you, since your not man enough to do it yourself. But in return, the next time I want to take Bella shopping, or give her a makeover or anything like that, you have to make her do it, no matter how much she or you are against it, and you have to handle her anger." Alice, why are you being so difficult?

"Alright, it's a deal."

"Wow Edward, you must really be desperate. You know how much Bella hates Alice's 'special treatments'." Almost about as much as you love her, and I would know.

"Jasper, just go back to your video game." I was starting to get annoyed at him.

"Hey, it's not a video game, it's an alternate world!" Oh he just set himself up for disaster.

"Yeah, where you have an alternate body, and alternate occupation, and of course, an alternate wife." 3…2…1…

"JASPER WHITLOCK HALE! What the hell is Edward talking about!?" I think I should probably leave the happy couple to their little spat.

"See you later Jasper."

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Hope you liked it! The fun is only just beginning. Stay tuned for more. Make sure you look carefully at the chapter titles, because they each give the day and time of when each chapter takes place. That'll get important toward the end. Thanks for reading, and now, review!

Jen